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Verb:
To fart and leave others to enjoy the fumes.
See also:
Shit and Split
I like to Fart and Dart in the grocery store. It's awesome to see the expressions when people walk through the cloud with their mouths wide open.
by RenegadeRebel January 13, 2007
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The action of farting and then leaving the general area to force others to face the stench. This is commonly used in public areas or at social gatherings.
Matt: Woah man what stinks?
Kory: Yeah why is Jeff on the otherside of the room?

Dean: he just pulled a fart and dart!

Matt: That asshole!
by KingKong02 October 03, 2014
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The act of farting and then running away as fast as you can before you can be identified as the farter.

Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.
Alan: Why did Bob just run to the other side of the room? And why does it smell?
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.
by bigmastaJ December 14, 2010
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Similar to crop dusting but not as subtle due to the running action.

See "drive by"
That jackass just gave us a fart and dart.
by whatisbox September 22, 2016
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When you walk up to a crowd of people and fart, then run away afterwards to leave others to enjoy the fumes.
I pranked my brother by using the fart and dart method
by Brainiac150 February 08, 2017
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The act of coming into a meeting, saying something controversial (and sometimes idiotic) and then leaving with the others to deal with the ramifications of your verbal stink.
Those fuckers from the government; they came in and did a "fart and dart" - and I have to live with the consequences!
by yoSco January 23, 2018
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