Fartnoid 

Paranoid of smelling a fart or someone who always smells phantom farts.

McGee: Did you fart? I smell a fart. (when actually no one farted). McGee, you are a Fartnoid, you are so paranoid of farts that you think you smell farts even when no one has farted!

Fartnoid by watunoabootdat December 20, 2010

faranoid 

When one is acting overly suspicious and paranoid like a Fara.

She was acting faranoid, checking the aisles for people she knew.

faranoid by Ellezers December 30, 2006

fartoid 

the alien sound and pungent odor that comes from one's rear end when gas is released.

"Wow, what a fartoid! You stank so bad, and it sounded like a squeakin' machine gun."

fartoid by alfeef April 6, 2010

Fartanoid 

When you for some reason have strange bollowmovements which makes your farts unstable i.e. you aren't sure if your next fart is gonna be a poo or not.

Standing at the urinal: I just ate some bad mexican food, I'm all fartanoid, I don't know if I will shit my pants the next time I fart

Fartanoid by Kmart6 June 15, 2010