fatanoid 

One who is paranoid of becoming fat. Characteristics include clinical depression and fear of obesity.

Yo that chick is so fatanoid, she never eats!

fatanoid by Chris Kim July 27, 2004

faranoid 

When one is acting overly suspicious and paranoid like a Fara.

She was acting faranoid, checking the aisles for people she knew.

faranoid by Ellezers December 30, 2006

fataloid

a person who is a real moron and is morbidly obese

hey that guy is a real fataloid

fataloid by the guy in da corner May 27, 2009

Fartanoid 

When you for some reason have strange bollowmovements which makes your farts unstable i.e. you aren't sure if your next fart is gonna be a poo or not.

Standing at the urinal: I just ate some bad mexican food, I'm all fartanoid, I don't know if I will shit my pants the next time I fart

Fartanoid by Kmart6 June 15, 2010