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Fartridge
The name given to a ventriloquist-like nocturnal expulsion of rectal gass (sleep farting) which flutters from between the gluteus maximus, mimicking the sound of a small bird taking off somewhere in the room, causing ones bed partner to jump out of bed and start searching the room for the trapped song bird.
Have your fartridges gone to roost for the night dear, or will they be fluttering around the room tonight?
Fartridge by surfer91919 January 28, 2021
Related Words
fartoid • factoid • Fartridge • Factoided • Factoidel • factoid fetishism • Factoidial • factoid wacktoid • fartkid • Fartnoid
fartoisseur
Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.
Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"
Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"
Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."
Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"
Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."
fartoisseur by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010
Factoid
A very small fact. Usually used when one wishes to express what a small fact his fellow peer has just spoken upon.
The word can also be used as an insult, in the simple context of expressing that the speaker of the fact is actually saying such a small fact that it is a factoid, therefore being painfully obvious. Sort of another way of saying no shit sherlock.
The word can also be used as an insult, in the simple context of expressing that the speaker of the fact is actually saying such a small fact that it is a factoid, therefore being painfully obvious. Sort of another way of saying no shit sherlock.
Benedict Fartold
A loud fart in public that comes at a time when all recent previous farts have been silent, thereby betraying you much like Benedict Arnold betrayed the colonies during the Revolutionary War.
Chris: Dude, come on. You farted in the middle of the train while we were at that stop! Not cool, man.
Tom: Sorry bro, all my other farts today have been silent, so I thought the coast was clear to let it rip. A real Benedict Fartold.
Tom: Sorry bro, all my other farts today have been silent, so I thought the coast was clear to let it rip. A real Benedict Fartold.
Benedict Fartold by Toothpick McGee January 14, 2014
fartoxide
Fartoxide: (n)
Colourless, odorful gas excreted from the anus during times of flatulence.
Shortened form of Crappy Fartoxide, aka, Fartoxodis crappus
Highly offensive, yet very healthy to the flatuating individual, fartoxide never ceases to gross ous girls, unless they are the ones who are producing it.
In which case, if a girl is producing it, it is highly concentrated, and most often deadly; whereas, boys generally have nasty sounding ones, they have a lower death rate than farts excreted from a girl.
Fartoxide has played a huge role in global warming, as some call it, but the more appropriate term would be climate change. When MSG was highly in almost all chinese food, more horrible farts were emitted and fartoxide present in the air ripped a big one in the ozone layer.
Ever since the american govt. told the chinese to reduce the MSG, fartoxide has greatly reduced in lethalness; however, thanks to the mormons and the Duggars, fartoxide concentration is expected to rise, seeing as how mormons and the Duggars are full of hot air. Of course, it is not just the mormons and the Duggars who are full of hot air, some republicans, some democrats, emos, fat people, scientologists, and christians are bloated to the point of exploding at any given moment.
The only way to stop climate change, or global warming, whatever passes your gas, is to eliminate all of the above catagories, which would be quite hard, considering the mass quantities of people on the earth. The more effective method to reduce fartoxide would be to somehow create a device, or perhaps a pill, that makes you eat a sixteenth of the required portion of calories, thus, closing the anus and reducing fartoxide from poisoning the earth.
Scientists and the WHO are working on a solution to reduce this horrible tragedy which is corruping the earth, however, due to the swine flu, focus on resolving the problem has come to a standstill.
Colourless, odorful gas excreted from the anus during times of flatulence.
Shortened form of Crappy Fartoxide, aka, Fartoxodis crappus
Highly offensive, yet very healthy to the flatuating individual, fartoxide never ceases to gross ous girls, unless they are the ones who are producing it.
In which case, if a girl is producing it, it is highly concentrated, and most often deadly; whereas, boys generally have nasty sounding ones, they have a lower death rate than farts excreted from a girl.
Fartoxide has played a huge role in global warming, as some call it, but the more appropriate term would be climate change. When MSG was highly in almost all chinese food, more horrible farts were emitted and fartoxide present in the air ripped a big one in the ozone layer.
Ever since the american govt. told the chinese to reduce the MSG, fartoxide has greatly reduced in lethalness; however, thanks to the mormons and the Duggars, fartoxide concentration is expected to rise, seeing as how mormons and the Duggars are full of hot air. Of course, it is not just the mormons and the Duggars who are full of hot air, some republicans, some democrats, emos, fat people, scientologists, and christians are bloated to the point of exploding at any given moment.
The only way to stop climate change, or global warming, whatever passes your gas, is to eliminate all of the above catagories, which would be quite hard, considering the mass quantities of people on the earth. The more effective method to reduce fartoxide would be to somehow create a device, or perhaps a pill, that makes you eat a sixteenth of the required portion of calories, thus, closing the anus and reducing fartoxide from poisoning the earth.
Scientists and the WHO are working on a solution to reduce this horrible tragedy which is corruping the earth, however, due to the swine flu, focus on resolving the problem has come to a standstill.
Generic guy named Donald: "*rips a big one* Ooop! I just farted!"
Generic girl named Renee: "Looks like you've just contributed to global warming with your fartoxide!"
Generic guy named Mark: "*gross machine gun farts* Yeah... check out my fartoxide polluting the air. Take that democrats and hippies."
Generic girl named Renee: "*glares*"
Generic guy named Charles: "Haha, that's a good one. It's.. oh god! *collapses due to noxious fartoxide*."
Generic girl named Renee: "Looks like you've just contributed to global warming with your fartoxide!"
Generic guy named Mark: "*gross machine gun farts* Yeah... check out my fartoxide polluting the air. Take that democrats and hippies."
Generic girl named Renee: "*glares*"
Generic guy named Charles: "Haha, that's a good one. It's.. oh god! *collapses due to noxious fartoxide*."
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