Fartaliar

Someone who lies about their own flatulence particularly during holiday family gatherings.

Dad: "Who farted?!?!"
Lucas: "It wasn't me!"
Dad: "I know it was you, you little fartaliar!"

by Nelson Davidson November 25, 2018

Fartalicious

an adjective used to describe a fart so neatly potent and crisp-sounding in nature that one can almost picture an illustration of a fart so clean-cut and 'deliciously juicy'

that was an extremely fartalicious fart bertha just emitted

by hemik December 23, 2009

fartaliate

Verb. 1. The intentional act of farting onto a man as a form of revenge, specifically occurring from circumstances when the female perceives the male as selfish, stuck-up or standoffish. The perception is without any prior justification, completely speculative or baseless.

Female: "So you think you're better than me?!?"

Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."

She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.

The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"

by urblexicon July 19, 2015

fartalito

Spanglish word for a small fart.

Jose: What is that smell ese?
Pancho: It's only a fartalito, homie.

by panchoypepe November 16, 2006

fartalistic!

when you make fart sound from your mouth and it sounds realistic!!!

you make a fart sound out of your mouth......... your mom says "was that real??? you say... no mom, that was just fartalistic!!!

by poopie in yo pantelone's March 27, 2010

Fartalingus

When your tounging a chicks ass like a five year old licking the bottom of an icecream dish and she farts in your mouth and you lick any excrement ejected.

I was performing fartalingus on Tito’s wife last night and the bitch exploded like a shaken Corona.

by tounginasscheek June 19, 2008

Fartality

When your fart smells so bad it kills somebody.

Example:

Mom: buy that toy for your little brother.
Son: I don't want too, I'm saving my money for Liquid Ass.
mom: you're jewfy!

Jamie: Dutch Oven! (Cover Gfs face with blanket as I fart under it.)
My Gf: Nooooooooo!
Mortal Kombat announcer: Jamie wins, fartality!

by SumWeirdGuy April 26, 2015