Fartaliar
Fartaliar by Nelson Davidson November 25, 2018
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Fartalicious
an adjective used to describe a fart so neatly potent and crisp-sounding in nature that one can almost picture an illustration of a fart so clean-cut and 'deliciously juicy'
Fartalicious by hemik December 23, 2009
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Fartaliar • fartaliate • Fart alarm • Fartalicious • fartanharg • Fratalian • farkalarkle • farmalarma • fartair • Fartalant
fartaliate
Verb. 1. The intentional act of farting onto a man as a form of revenge, specifically occurring from circumstances when the female perceives the male as selfish, stuck-up or standoffish. The perception is without any prior justification, completely speculative or baseless.
Female: "So you think you're better than me?!?"
Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."
She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.
The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"
Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."
She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.
The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"
fartaliate by urblexicon July 19, 2015
fartalito
fartalito by panchoypepe November 16, 2006
fartalistic!
you make a fart sound out of your mouth......... your mom says "was that real??? you say... no mom, that was just fartalistic!!!
fartalistic! by poopie in yo pantelone's March 27, 2010
Fartalingus
When your tounging a chicks ass like a five year old licking the bottom of an icecream dish and she farts in your mouth and you lick any excrement ejected.
Fartalingus by tounginasscheek June 19, 2008
Fartality
When your fart smells so bad it kills somebody.
Example:
Mom: buy that toy for your little brother.
Son: I don't want too, I'm saving my money for Liquid Ass.
mom: you're jewfy!
Example:
Mom: buy that toy for your little brother.
Son: I don't want too, I'm saving my money for Liquid Ass.
mom: you're jewfy!
Jamie: Dutch Oven! (Cover Gfs face with blanket as I fart under it.)
My Gf: Nooooooooo!
Mortal Kombat announcer: Jamie wins, fartality!
My Gf: Nooooooooo!
Mortal Kombat announcer: Jamie wins, fartality!
Fartality by SumWeirdGuy April 26, 2015
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