Mary: Yo Bruce , I just gave that Fartanguaton some Gas-X!!!
Bruce: Stop messing with nature’s plan!!!
Mary: Don’t criticize me you jackass. He is made of metal.
Bruce: Your Gas-X has no effect on mail.
Mary: I said metal you idiot. I have no care about the insignificant life of some Fartanguaton!
Bruce: Your priorities are in order.
Mary: I have boobies.
Bruce: Stop messing with nature’s plan!!!
Mary: Don’t criticize me you jackass. He is made of metal.
Bruce: Your Gas-X has no effect on mail.
Mary: I said metal you idiot. I have no care about the insignificant life of some Fartanguaton!
Bruce: Your priorities are in order.
Mary: I have boobies.
by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018