Fartalogia

Fartalogia is a pathological liar when it comes to farts; blame it on the dog, screeching chair, stepped on a frog, barking spider.

Hey, it stinks in here, that wasn't a screeching chair, you suffer from fartalogia!

by SakeenahQ8 February 25, 2009

fartaliate

Verb. 1. The intentional act of farting onto a man as a form of revenge, specifically occurring from circumstances when the female perceives the male as selfish, stuck-up or standoffish. The perception is without any prior justification, completely speculative or baseless.

Female: "So you think you're better than me?!?"

Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."

She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.

The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"

by urblexicon July 19, 2015

fartologist

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

by Marc April 25, 2005

Fartaliar

Someone who lies about their own flatulence particularly during holiday family gatherings.

Dad: "Who farted?!?!"
Lucas: "It wasn't me!"
Dad: "I know it was you, you little fartaliar!"

by Nelson Davidson November 25, 2018

fantalgia

The feeling of nostalgia towards something that never existed.

Person 1: "Don't you remember that old insert object here from back in insert year here?"
Person 2: "Uhh, no?"
Person 1: "I swear it was real!"
Person 2: "It's probably fantalgia."

by carterUD November 19, 2021

Fartanoia

The anxious state of not knowing whether passing gas will result in something more unpleasant.

"I had a moment of fartanoia and decided it was better to excuse myself to the restroom just in case."

by FatBallz6969 March 30, 2023

Fastalgia

When a relatively new event / song / quote / phenomenon seems a lot older than it really is, due to excessive use & saturation from non stop bombardment from many different sources.

Tired of hearing that new Hindi song so many times, i feel exhausted by it’s fastalgia already…

by vyrusrama June 15, 2022