FARCT, noun; prounce: farkt, fark-t; pl farcts
A falsity resembling more a “FART” than a “FACT”.
Can be readily recognized by a foul odor, pesky sound,
and rarely—an embarrassing blush.
Usage: A distortion of truth. “I never lie—and that’s a farct.”
Significantly brain lesions and obstructions are referred to as infarcts.
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A falsity resembling more a “FART” than a “FACT”.
Can be readily recognized by a foul odor, pesky sound,
and rarely—an embarrassing blush.
Usage: A distortion of truth. “I never lie—and that’s a farct.”
Significantly brain lesions and obstructions are referred to as infarcts.
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by Layman Letters September 23, 2022
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Even forget names
Never remember dates
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Seldomly remember old class mates names
Entirely forget who chris is
Even forget names
Never remember dates
I sometimes forget my age
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Entirely forget who chris is
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Get the brain farct mug.A person that rejects verifiable facts when they conflict with his/her opinions, preconceived notions, or general world view. Also: factophobic - adj.
He won't ever change his view; he's such a factophobe that you can show him a notarized copy of his OWN birth certificate and he wouldn't believe it.
by thoof January 25, 2011
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Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.
The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!
Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.
The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!
by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016
Get the factophobia mug.The Cleveland Browns Stadium. The name was given by angry fan Mike Polk who made a youtube video in which he rants about the annual losing records of the Browns.
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Get the factory of sadness mug.This phrase is derived from the English slang word buggerance meaning something annoying, an untimely interruption or anything else that interferes with the smooth progress of work. It is used a lot in project management where it became necessary to allow additional time for these unforeseen and unforeseeable events. Where it was not possible to allow this time against a particular element of the project, a non-specific increase in time was allowed to cover these eventualities, this became known as the Buggerance Factor.
The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project. See also Malcolm’s Law.
The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project. See also Malcolm’s Law.
That Heale Malcolm has managed to wangle his way on to the next project!
That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.
That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.
by AKACroatalin February 28, 2019
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