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Fatpuccino
Instant espresso powder, cream, flavored sugar syrup and ice cubes, all mixed up in a blender. Costs hardly anything to produce, easy to make and tastes fantastic. Does make you fat though.
"Are you pregnant or is that a bear belly?"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"
Fatpuccino by Howard Schultz August 18, 2008
Related Words
Fapuchino • fapuccino • fapachino • Fapochino • Fappuchino • Fapucino • fappuccino • fappachino • Flapuccino • fapacino
fappuccino
The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.
-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.
fappuccino by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009
Fappucino
frapuccino glasses
trendy eyewear worn by the desperately hip crowd in an effort to look hip or intelligent.Actually makes you look like you work at a Starbucks.
Did you see Katie Couric working the frapuccino glasses the other day?
Yo,check out the girl in the frapuccino glasses.
Yo,check out the girl in the frapuccino glasses.
frapuccino glasses by jate December 28, 2005
Fappuchino
I heard Daphne was a caffeine addict, so I gave her a nice big load of my very own self-made fappuchino.
Fappuchino by Bjorn Y'taar December 12, 2013
Fappichino
Fappichino by BUTCH PEDASIN January 16, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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