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Fapucino

The byproduct of clandestinely rubbing one out in a coffee shop, although not necessarily into your drink. A favorite morning 'upper' among East Coast homeless folks.
Ray: While I was at Starbucks this morning, I noticed a downtrodden gentleman sitting in the corner brewing himself a fresh Fapucino.

Dan: I wonder if it was a Skinny Fapucino.
by frankfantasia September 17, 2014
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The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography
Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino
by chrisco April 9, 2015
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fapuccino

Blended white drink with special ingredients.
Me: "I served her a fapuccino last night. In bed."
by the. July 6, 2009
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Fapuccino

When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.

*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.
Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!

Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.
by PusLikeDischarge May 7, 2012
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Fapuchino

Go get a fapuchino
by BDolan099 May 21, 2018
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fapuccino

to have a quick masturbation session to wake oneself up
Where's jimmy? His toast is getting cold.
I think upstairs having a fapuccino
by kingbumii May 12, 2015
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fapacino

when you jizz in someones coffee without them knowing"
"Dude I just gave Jon a fapacino
by germ attack3 March 20, 2016
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