Fapucino 

The byproduct of clandestinely rubbing one out in a coffee shop, although not necessarily into your drink. A favorite morning 'upper' among East Coast homeless folks.

Ray: While I was at Starbucks this morning, I noticed a downtrodden gentleman sitting in the corner brewing himself a fresh Fapucino.

Dan: I wonder if it was a Skinny Fapucino.

Fapucino by frankfantasia September 17, 2014

Fappucino 

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography

Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino

Fappucino by chrisco April 9, 2015

fapuccino 

Blended white drink with special ingredients.

Me: "I served her a fapuccino last night. In bed."

fapuccino by the. July 6, 2009

Fapuccino 

When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.

*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.

Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!

Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.

Fapuccino by PusLikeDischarge May 7, 2012

Fapuchino 

A blow job

Go get a fapuchino

Fapuchino by BDolan099 May 21, 2018

fapuccino 

to have a quick masturbation session to wake oneself up

Where's jimmy? His toast is getting cold.
I think upstairs having a fapuccino

fapuccino by kingbumii May 12, 2015

fapacino 

when you jizz in someones coffee without them knowing"

"Dude I just gave Jon a fapacino

fapacino by germ attack3 March 20, 2016