Faptology

The scientific study of masturbation and the pleasure it brings to everyone, every where.

Dudeeee I got my PhD in Faptology! I can now make official statements about how you're not groping your schlong hard enough!

by Cringetality December 17, 2016

Fortology

A religion that accepts and was created for all Fortnite addicts. Once you have realized that Fortnite is more important than having a girlfriend, you will begin to qualify as a member of Fortology. The religion was founded in the year of 2017, the year when Fortnite began to gain its popularity. It is hard to estimate how many Fortologists there are in the United States. Women claim that nearly 90% of men have devoted their life to the newfound religion. Common sins against the religion include but are not limited to: Call of Duty, Player Unknown Battle Grounds, and having a girlfriend. There is much persecution against this religion by women, but strong activists such as Ninja have continued to give hope to all men across the world.

Guy 1: what are you doing this Sunday?
Guy 2: Its Fortnite Sunday, I am required to play on Sundays as a member of Fortology.
Guy 1: What is Fortology?
Guy 2: Its a religion dedicated to the many brave souls who have made Fortnite a priority over their girlfriends.
Guy 1: Where do I sign up???

by FortniteLegend March 15, 2018

faggology

The universal study of all things homosexual

Not to be confused with faggometry, faggonomics or faggography

Sergio: "How are you doing in your faggology course"

Lance: "I did poorly in the exam, but I'm going to make it up in the practical"

Lance: "However, did you know that faggots believe that God himself was a faggot"

Sergio: "hmmm interesting"

by wildysnake January 9, 2012

Factology

Confirmation of truth/facts from the study or experience of a situation/statement. True Knowledge. Real Right.

Friends- "Omg these gas prices are to0 ridiculous!"
Me- " Factology Fam, what is it like $5 per gallon n0w...SHEESH!"

by Nighn'Jii March 7, 2022

Fapologize

Apologizing for spewing your man juice where it doesn't belong.

I need to fapologize to Monica for blowing it in her eye last night.

by I eat mop who November 17, 2011

Fartpology

When one farts with contrition. A fart, as a form of apology, often on video.

I was extremely rude to Darlene at the quick mart this morning for not having my brand of cigarettes in stock, so i am now uploading a Fartpology video to youtube to make it up to her.

by Ppboystew November 21, 2022

farmology

The study of Agricultural Science in a rural enviroment. also see Farmologist

My good friend Arthur has an Masters degree in Farmology.

by David E Wood January 15, 2008