Fartpology 

When one farts with contrition. A fart, as a form of apology, often on video.

I was extremely rude to Darlene at the quick mart this morning for not having my brand of cigarettes in stock, so i am now uploading a Fartpology video to youtube to make it up to her.

Fartpology by Ppboystew November 21, 2022

Fortology

A religion that accepts and was created for all Fortnite addicts. Once you have realized that Fortnite is more important than having a girlfriend, you will begin to qualify as a member of Fortology. The religion was founded in the year of 2017, the year when Fortnite began to gain its popularity. It is hard to estimate how many Fortologists there are in the United States. Women claim that nearly 90% of men have devoted their life to the newfound religion. Common sins against the religion include but are not limited to: Call of Duty, Player Unknown Battle Grounds, and having a girlfriend. There is much persecution against this religion by women, but strong activists such as Ninja have continued to give hope to all men across the world.

Guy 1: what are you doing this Sunday?
Guy 2: Its Fortnite Sunday, I am required to play on Sundays as a member of Fortology.
Guy 1: What is Fortology?
Guy 2: Its a religion dedicated to the many brave souls who have made Fortnite a priority over their girlfriends.
Guy 1: Where do I sign up???

Fortology by FortniteLegend March 15, 2018

fauxpology 

When a person makes it sound like they are apologizing when, in fact, they are just shifting the blame or using twisted logic to argue their way out of responsibility for their actions.

When George said, "I guess we all just have to accept some of the blame here," I stopped listening because I knew it was just going to be another fauxpology.

fauxpology by 52tease December 12, 2006

Fauxpology 

An insincere apology.

Anne and Brian did not offer up a fauxpology; it was sincere.

Fauxpology by ThundercockFTW October 8, 2017

Factology 

Confirmation of truth/facts from the study or experience of a situation/statement. True Knowledge. Real Right.

Friends- "Omg these gas prices are to0 ridiculous!"
Me- " Factology Fam, what is it like $5 per gallon n0w...SHEESH!"

Factology by Nighn'Jii March 7, 2022

farmology 

The study of Agricultural Science in a rural enviroment. also see Farmologist

My good friend Arthur has an Masters degree in Farmology.

farmology by David E Wood January 15, 2008

fartologist 

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

fartologist by Marc April 25, 2005