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Fapeology 

The act of a fake apology,

To give someone a fake apology to shut the fuck up.
Jim:"why did you apologize to your girlfriend when you did nothing wrong?"
Jack:"dont worry it was just a fapeology"
Fapeology by teeteetata November 4, 2009
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faggology 

The universal study of all things homosexual

Not to be confused with faggometry, faggonomics or faggography
Sergio: "How are you doing in your faggology course"

Lance: "I did poorly in the exam, but I'm going to make it up in the practical"

Lance: "However, did you know that faggots believe that God himself was a faggot"

Sergio: "hmmm interesting"
faggology by wildysnake January 9, 2012
Related Words

Fapologize 

Apologizing for spewing your man juice where it doesn't belong.
I need to fapologize to Monica for blowing it in her eye last night.
Fapologize by I eat mop who November 17, 2011

Factology 

Confirmation of truth/facts from the study or experience of a situation/statement. True Knowledge. Real Right.
Friends- "Omg these gas prices are to0 ridiculous!"
Me- " Factology Fam, what is it like $5 per gallon n0w...SHEESH!"
Factology by Nighn'Jii March 7, 2022

farmology 

The study of Agricultural Science in a rural enviroment. also see Farmologist
My good friend Arthur has an Masters degree in Farmology.
farmology by David E Wood January 15, 2008
ontology of possible worlds and fanstastic beings. This discipline bridges philosophical thought and artistic imagination.
The task of fantology is to explicate all possibilities of being, including those of alternative worlds, and to ground the practical discipline of world-formation.
fantology by Mike May 30, 2008

fartology 

The scientific study of flatulence, especially the causes and cures.
After reading the fartology sections in several personal health books Kevin avoided eating at Tex-Mex restaurants.
fartology by Alabaster Al August 16, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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