Fapthlete

(n). An individual who possesses tremendous masturbatory stamina.

"Hey, is James ready to go?"
"No, he's still wacking it."
"But he's been in there for 3 hours!"
"He's a Fapthlete."

by TheGreat9 March 27, 2015

fathletic

Someone who is extremely large but holds the athletic ability of Derek Jeter.

Dean: "Holy cow chunk is fat as shit"

Monica: "yea but sure is fathletic"

by DeanBraim July 13, 2011

frathlete's foot

What one get's after wearing Sperry's, loafers, boat shoes etc. for an extended period of time.

I've been wearing these Sperry's for 2 weeks straight. I think I may be getting a case of frathlete's foot.

by Geedy Eye March 12, 2011

Fathlete

An overweight person who is a good athlete nonetheless.

Roger's brother needs to lay off the Dunkin Donuts. Maybe, man, but that dude lettered in football and track. He's a genuine fathlete.

by Brian Bruce February 5, 2019

frathlete

one who is exceptional at fraternity athletics, including but not limited to foosball, air hockey, old school nintendo tennis, pinball, softball, and darts

After proving his prowess at the foosball table, everyone in the frat knew not to mess with Dan, for he was an extraordinary frathlete.

by Egoptimus Prime September 14, 2004

Fatlete

A professional athlete or non professional athlete that is quite large in stature

That football player is huge but one great fatlete.

by FunMom May 20, 2011

fatlete

A middle aged man, who is overweight and out of shape, who won't shut up talking about what an athlete he was in high school.

Walter: "Erez, your just jealous because I ran the 100 meter dash in 10 seconds flat, was an all american wide receiver and got all the chicks"
Erez: "Dude, bullshit! You're just a fatlete!"

by guiness2 May 25, 2011