fathletic 

Someone who is extremely large but holds the athletic ability of Derek Jeter.

Dean: "Holy cow chunk is fat as shit"

Monica: "yea but sure is fathletic"

fathletic by DeanBraim July 13, 2011

Fathletic 

A person who looks out of shape and looks like an obese sumo, but can still out run, lift and out play you in sports.

Ray:“ Man, Roy Nelson needs to lose some pounds, he looks like a White sumo.”
Tom:” nah, he can still kick ass. He’s fathletic .”

Fathletic by Yfromdasix0522 July 28, 2018

Fathletic

Heavyset people that are fast and agile like athletes.

How 50 cent describes Carl in get rich or die tryin he’s big but fast on his feet

Fathletic

Fathletic by Loudming April 24, 2026

fairly athletic quails 

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.

"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph

fairly athletic quails by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018

A close encounter of the athletic kind 

A phrase that many AI written articles use to describe a sporting event (usually High School).

If an article includes this phrase, chances are it’s a box score stretched out into an article with no real player names given whatsoever.

One article: Lancaster edged Ashville Teays Valley 24-17 in a close encounter of the athletic kind on Aug. 18 in Ohio football.

Another article: Chillicothe Southeastern edged West Salem Northwestern 28-20 in a close encounter of the athletic kind in Ohio high school football action on Aug. 18.

Yet another article: Tates Creek edged Eastern 21-14 in a close encounter of the athletic kind during this Kentucky football game.

A close encounter of the athletic kind by futbolr21 August 22, 2023

fatletic 

A very large person that is curiuosly athletic. Often a professional athlete.

CC Sabathia may be big but he is totally fatletic.

fatletic by FunMom May 9, 2011

sneaky athleticism 

A term used to describe white athletes who don’t look athletic, especially quarterbacks by sports commentators.

I like Jared Goff as an NFL quarterback. He’s got poise in the pocket and he’s got sneaky athleticism.

sneaky athleticism by Warpedaxis November 28, 2019