3 definitions by guiness2
The act of being cornered by someone who just won't shut up, thereby preventing you from going anywhere for a while.
by guiness2 October 13, 2010
A middle aged man, who is overweight and out of shape, who won't shut up talking about what an athlete he was in high school.
Walter: "Erez, your just jealous because I ran the 100 meter dash in 10 seconds flat, was an all american wide receiver and got all the chicks"
Erez: "Dude, bullshit! You're just a fatlete!"
Erez: "Dude, bullshit! You're just a fatlete!"
by guiness2 May 2, 2011
Occurs when a man starts to eat a banana and proceeds to peel the banana completely to the bottom before taking a bite.
Note: The gay peel only applies to men and the act is encouraged in women.
Note: The gay peel only applies to men and the act is encouraged in women.
by guiness2 March 18, 2011