Definitions by guiness2

fatlete 

A middle aged man, who is overweight and out of shape, who won't shut up talking about what an athlete he was in high school.

Walter: "Erez, your just jealous because I ran the 100 meter dash in 10 seconds flat, was an all american wide receiver and got all the chicks"
Erez: "Dude, bullshit! You're just a fatlete!"

fatlete by guiness2 May 25, 2011

Gay Peel 

Occurs when a man starts to eat a banana and proceeds to peel the banana completely to the bottom before taking a bite.

Note: The gay peel only applies to men and the act is encouraged in women.

Mark, nice gay peel. Are you going to now give that banana head?

Gay Peel by guiness2 April 3, 2011

snickered 

The act of being cornered by someone who just won't shut up, thereby preventing you from going anywhere for a while.

Damn, Tom is talking John's ear off again. John is so snickered!

snickered by guiness2 October 16, 2010