Fathelete

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1.) Fat athlete.

2.) Father who had mediocre high school athletic career who watches Espn and forces his kids to play sports and coaches as if he had a brilliant athletic past.

Coach mike was a little tough on the kids today, he is a douchebag fathelete.

Fathelete by Gdtyme October 11, 2014

Words you can keep

fathletic

Someone who is extremely large but holds the athletic ability of Derek Jeter.

Dean: "Holy cow chunk is fat as shit"

Monica: "yea but sure is fathletic"

fathletic by DeanBraim July 13, 2011

Related Words

Fathelete • fathlete • Fatlete • Athelete • fathletic • Athelete's foot • Cathelete • fanthlete • Fapthlete • FATHERLEEKY

Athelete

A primordial urban legend on Discord. Athelete is responsible for vile racist slander and menacing other users. Legend has it that he is one of the oldest accounts on Discord, perhaps one of the first 10 accounts ever created on the site.

He tends to join football (soccer) -related servers.

Athelete is believed by some to be a ghost or demonic entity.

Athelete destroyed an entire server overnight.

They say if you listen closely on a voice chat, you can still hear Athelete, screaming into the distance.

Athelete by Vaa7 July 13, 2021

frathlete's foot

What one get's after wearing Sperry's, loafers, boat shoes etc. for an extended period of time.

I've been wearing these Sperry's for 2 weeks straight. I think I may be getting a case of frathlete's foot.

frathlete's foot by Geedy Eye March 12, 2011

Fathlete

An overweight person who is a good athlete nonetheless.

Roger's brother needs to lay off the Dunkin Donuts. Maybe, man, but that dude lettered in football and track. He's a genuine fathlete.

Fathlete by Brian Bruce February 5, 2019

frathlete

one who is exceptional at fraternity athletics, including but not limited to foosball, air hockey, old school nintendo tennis, pinball, softball, and darts

After proving his prowess at the foosball table, everyone in the frat knew not to mess with Dan, for he was an extraordinary frathlete.

frathlete by Egoptimus Prime September 14, 2004

Fatlete

A professional athlete or non professional athlete that is quite large in stature

That football player is huge but one great fatlete.

Fatlete by FunMom May 20, 2011

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026