Sperry 

-The official shoe of college students, and that of most fraternity driven men.
-Usually a very tan color, worn without socks and helps with stability when binge drinking.
-Most college girls, or sorority girls have an attraction to "bros" that wear sperrys
-The shoe name Top-Sider is the most common collection worn

He's got one sperrys and he is an alpha delta, what a bro.

She loves her guys to wear sperrys.

Sperry by Bro Montoya May 5, 2011

Sperry 

A Sperry is a type of shoe that preppy rich kids wear. Not all Sperry's symbolize "rich" though. There are many different colors for girls to choose from, and those shoes are only around $50, which isn't much. To know who your true Sperry Ritz are, it's the girls or guys that wear Sperry's that are completely plain - they're usually a tan color. They are typically for boating, although many non-boaters purchase them. They show class and style. People who wear Sperry's are people you should worship, because who else pays over $100 for shoes that will be ruined if you even get them wet?

Joe: "Hey Luke I see you're on that Sperry's grind today!"

Luke: "Yeah, my dad is CEO of a bank now so why not."

Sperry by nauticalrichkid December 9, 2013

Sperry 

Most likely a fish or some type of limbless cold-blooded vertebrate animal with gills and fins and living wholly in water.

Guy 1: "Hey there's sperry."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a fish."

Sperry by appledrink October 18, 2011

Sperry 

(For men) When you cover yourself in cum and kill yourself by giant dildo in front of your kids.

The man was sperry-feeling the last year.

Sperry by TittyTwister42069 March 2, 2017

Sperry Foot 

The ratchet stank created by wearing sperry shoes with no socks.

Rob- Damn nigga wtf is that smell? ( *runs to bathroom and vomits*)

Todd- Bro Jarrett didn't wear socks again,,nigga got dat sperry foot rot stank.

Sperry Foot by str8 outta dp November 12, 2015

sperry's heel 

The slight wound at the back of your heel caused by breaking in your new Sperry Topsiders

Bro 1: check my new Sperrys bro. pretty sick, right?
Bro 2: fuck yeah but what's with the band-aids? not frat.
Bro 1: they gave me bad Sperry's heel bro.
Bro 2: then stop buying cheap sperrys.

sperry's heel by BossHausMcgauss September 13, 2011

sperry slapper 

A sperry slapper is someone, particularly a male, who wears sperry's typically paired with salmon colored shorts and is often in a frat

*walking to class*

Bill: Hey Jack.
Jack: What's up Bill?
Bill: You see those sperry slappers back at the tennis court?
Jack: Yeah, it's hard not to notice clowns when you see them.

sperry slapper by Jake aka Dale December 27, 2015