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fatlete
A middle aged man, who is overweight and out of shape, who won't shut up talking about what an athlete he was in high school.
Fatlete
A person who claims to be an athlete, but is in fact covered with a dubious layer of fat rather than the muscle you'd expect them to have.
'Why is he so chubby..? I thought we were watching the Olympics, not the Teletubbies!'
'...Should have gone to SpecSavers mate. He's just a fatlete, that's all.'
'...Should have gone to SpecSavers mate. He's just a fatlete, that's all.'
Fatlete by datstudentlife October 31, 2015
Fatlete
Wow, Diego Maradona and Charles Barkley really turned into fatletes. I'd better change my eating habits after I stopped playing.
Fatlete by ursa minor April 14, 2014
fatleens
Having the physical traits of enlarged body part (mainly the gut region.) Most fatleens swim with a t-shirt on to keep their tits from floating to the surface. Similar to a walrus or elephant.
"Where is that lard-ass fatleens at?" said Mike. "Probably closing down our local buffet" replied Tom.
fatleens by Anal Destroyer June 29, 2010
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