by FunMom May 20, 2011
Get the Fatlete mug.A middle aged man, who is overweight and out of shape, who won't shut up talking about what an athlete he was in high school.
Walter: "Erez, your just jealous because I ran the 100 meter dash in 10 seconds flat, was an all american wide receiver and got all the chicks"
Erez: "Dude, bullshit! You're just a fatlete!"
Erez: "Dude, bullshit! You're just a fatlete!"
by guiness2 May 25, 2011
Get the fatlete mug.A person who claims to be an athlete, but is in fact covered with a dubious layer of fat rather than the muscle you'd expect them to have.
'Why is he so chubby..? I thought we were watching the Olympics, not the Teletubbies!'
'...Should have gone to SpecSavers mate. He's just a fatlete, that's all.'
'...Should have gone to SpecSavers mate. He's just a fatlete, that's all.'
by datstudentlife October 31, 2015
Get the Fatlete mug.Wow, Diego Maradona and Charles Barkley really turned into fatletes. I'd better change my eating habits after I stopped playing.
by ursa minor April 14, 2014
Get the Fatlete mug.An athlete who is overly invested in as a child, but during their teenage years loses interest and gains a substantial amount of weight.
by Cliffski November 21, 2019
Get the Fatlete mug.Having the physical traits of enlarged body part (mainly the gut region.) Most fatleens swim with a t-shirt on to keep their tits from floating to the surface. Similar to a walrus or elephant.
"Where is that lard-ass fatleens at?" said Mike. "Probably closing down our local buffet" replied Tom.
by Anal Destroyer June 29, 2010
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