fatlete

A middle aged man, who is overweight and out of shape, who won't shut up talking about what an athlete he was in high school.

Walter: "Erez, your just jealous because I ran the 100 meter dash in 10 seconds flat, was an all american wide receiver and got all the chicks"
Erez: "Dude, bullshit! You're just a fatlete!"

by guiness2 May 02, 2011

fatletic

A very large person that is curiuosly athletic. Often a professional athlete.

CC Sabathia may be big but he is totally fatletic.

by FunMom April 19, 2011

Fatletic

A person who is overweight, yet athletic.

Did you see that fat guy playing ball? Yeah he is fatletic.

by Dutch70 March 10, 2011

Fatlete

A professional athlete or non professional athlete that is quite large in stature

That football player is huge but one great fatlete.

by FunMom April 28, 2011

fatlet

Unlike a manlet, A Fatlet is someone with great height, who is NOT fat and often very good looking

"Yo christos you incel virgin cuck, try be more like dan the fatlet

by fatletlord69 June 17, 2019

Fatlete

A person who claims to be an athlete, but is in fact covered with a dubious layer of fat rather than the muscle you'd expect them to have.

'Why is he so chubby..? I thought we were watching the Olympics, not the Teletubbies!'
'...Should have gone to SpecSavers mate. He's just a fatlete, that's all.'

by datstudentlife September 17, 2015

Fatlete

Former high school or college student who was an athlete, kept up his eating habits and got fat.

Wow, Diego Maradona and Charles Barkley really turned into fatletes. I'd better change my eating habits after I stopped playing.

by ursa minor April 14, 2014