A middle aged man, who is overweight and out of shape, who won't shut up talking about what an athlete he was in high school.
Walter: "Erez, your just jealous because I ran the 100 meter dash in 10 seconds flat, was an all american wide receiver and got all the chicks"
Erez: "Dude, bullshit! You're just a fatlete!"
A person who claims to be an athlete, but is in fact covered with a dubious layer of fat rather than the muscle you'd expect them to have.
'Why is he so chubby..? I thought we were watching the Olympics, not theTeletubbies!'
'...Should have gone to SpecSavers mate. He's just a fatlete, that's all.'
Having the physical traits of enlarged body part (mainly the gut region.) Most fatleens swim with a t-shirt on to keep their tits from floating to the surface. Similar to a walrus or elephant.
"Where is that lard-ass fatleens at?" said Mike. "Probably closing down our local buffet" replied Tom.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."