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Fappergasted 

stunned, flabbergasted by what you just fapped to.
wow i didnt know that would make me cum, but here we are. im fappergasted.
Fappergasted by EggbertHumpadink January 20, 2011

Faggernaut 

1. One who is so gay that his gayness dwarfs the gayness of all other fags. (Fag Juggernaut)
2. A fag of astronomical proportions.
3. A really big bundle of sticks.
I bow down to the one true faggernaut!
OR
Keep that torch away from that faggernaut!
Faggernaut by raccoonsuit December 30, 2007

Fappertastic

Word to describe the most perfect fappable thing.
So perfect, you will have to fap on it every single moment and become a non-stop fapper.
Steve: What happened to Chuck?
Pete: He found the most fappertastic porn on the internet, he won't stop fapping.
Steve: Man.. I'm worried about him..
Fappertastic by No-need-for-a-name January 29, 2010

Fapperbate 

A fusion of the word "fap" and the word "masturbate".
I couldn't help but fapperbate to that cleavage shot of your mom at the soccer game.
Fapperbate by duberry January 3, 2010

fappergasted 

The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.
Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.
fappergasted by whcgonzo November 11, 2011

fagernaut 

A term combining fag and astronaut, stemming from the use of fag as a pejorative. Essentially the same meaning as fag, but with amplified meaning. Literally means a gay person, but as with the word fag itself, is often used to describe loser, idiot, pansy, or any number of generic insults.
Stop being such a fagernaut and give me the TV remote.

Yeah, I know, that kid is such a fagernaut.
fagernaut by p00nlog November 3, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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