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Fappergasted 

stunned, flabbergasted by what you just fapped to.
wow i didnt know that would make me cum, but here we are. im fappergasted.
Fappergasted by EggbertHumpadink January 20, 2011

Faggernaut 

1. One who is so gay that his gayness dwarfs the gayness of all other fags. (Fag Juggernaut)
2. A fag of astronomical proportions.
3. A really big bundle of sticks.
I bow down to the one true faggernaut!
OR
Keep that torch away from that faggernaut!
Faggernaut by raccoonsuit December 30, 2007

Fappertastic

Word to describe the most perfect fappable thing.
So perfect, you will have to fap on it every single moment and become a non-stop fapper.
Steve: What happened to Chuck?
Pete: He found the most fappertastic porn on the internet, he won't stop fapping.
Steve: Man.. I'm worried about him..
Fappertastic by No-need-for-a-name January 29, 2010

Fapperbate 

A fusion of the word "fap" and the word "masturbate".
I couldn't help but fapperbate to that cleavage shot of your mom at the soccer game.
Fapperbate by duberry January 3, 2010

fappergasted 

The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.
Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.
fappergasted by whcgonzo November 11, 2011

fagernaut 

A term combining fag and astronaut, stemming from the use of fag as a pejorative. Essentially the same meaning as fag, but with amplified meaning. Literally means a gay person, but as with the word fag itself, is often used to describe loser, idiot, pansy, or any number of generic insults.
Stop being such a fagernaut and give me the TV remote.

Yeah, I know, that kid is such a fagernaut.
fagernaut by p00nlog November 3, 2006