juggernaut

The manliest state of being. Basically being able to do any of the following: chop down trees with your penis, eat rocks for breakfast and shit out gunpowder, headbutt your front door open, causing it to splinter into pieces, jump off a cliff and break your fall with your face, wrestle sharks, kill a bear with your bare hands, etc.

Holy shit, it's a Juggernaut. Run like Hell!

by LCpl Ross July 2, 2005

Juggernaut

Marvel Comics X-Men villain. Also the baddest mothafucker in the world. Have you even seen a costume like his? He'll hit you with your own pimp, pimp smack your ass, make you his hooker, and then it'll be time for him to take his prize. Do you not know who he is?

Are you a fuckin' ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut...BITCH! Im'ma hit you with yo' own pimp!

by Colin P. M. June 11, 2006

Juggernaut

1. Refers to a person or machine that is unstoppable; the "tank" of a group.

2. A villain from X-Men with a cone-shaped helmet.

1. "Man, that new mobile weapon is gonna be our juggernaut."

2. "Do you know who I am? You must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!!!"

by Sleeper723 April 18, 2006

juggernaut

that xmen guy w/ the domelike helmet that kicks everyones ass

silly bitch your weapons cannot harm me. do you no who i am. IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!!!!

by Stoner Boner May 14, 2006

juggernaut

Some crazy motherfucker on call of duty mw2 who is physically impossible to kill making the game increasingly frustrating.

guy #1-"that goddamn juggernaut is hard to kill

by hugofatass March 4, 2010

juggernaut

1. Marvel comics character possessing torpedo-shaped body and extraordinary strength. Once he starts moving, he cannot be stopped.

2. A woman possessing large torpedo shaped breasts, or the breasts themselves.

1. "Juggernaut is an unstoppable force."

2. "Get a load of the juggernauts on that juggernaut."

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005

Juggernaut

One big ass dude with a red suit. He pwns fuckin noobs and beats the shit outta anything that moves. He must keep his big helmet on his clodostrodome for protection. Pretty much he's one bad nigga. His suit is sooo tight, the only way he can let his sweaty body breath is by fucking. He never has to wear a condom (coon) cause his suit is made out of latex.

I'm the juggernaut bitch. and i got a BITCH with me.

by Ev, Bo. June 20, 2006