Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.
I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.
by whcgonzo November 06, 2012
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Candeling

Two men using ajoined catheters for pleasure.
Dude, John and I were totally candeling last last night and now I can't pee.
by whcgonzo November 02, 2012
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Junk Knuckle

The point at which a penis bends.
Dude, his wang is so crooked it has a junk knuckle
by Whcgonzo October 28, 2011
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T-boning

When one man rams his penis into the penis of another man at a 90-degree angle.
Jeff and I got really hot last night. We were totally t-boning by the fire.
by whcgonzo November 08, 2011
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Grandpacicle

The result of cryogenically freezing an elderly person.
My dad got sick so we had him turned into a grandpacicle until they find a cure.
by Whcgonzo March 16, 2012
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word jitsu

The art of using a person's words against them.
Will used word jitsu to make that guy look like a tool/
by whcgonzo March 24, 2012
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fappergasted

The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.
Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.
by whcgonzo November 11, 2011
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