Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.

I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.

by whcgonzo November 06, 2012

Candeling

Two men using ajoined catheters for pleasure.

Dude, John and I were totally candeling last last night and now I can't pee.

by whcgonzo November 02, 2012

Junk Knuckle

The point at which a penis bends.

Dude, his wang is so crooked it has a junk knuckle

by Whcgonzo October 28, 2011

T-boning

When one man rams his penis into the penis of another man at a 90-degree angle.

Jeff and I got really hot last night. We were totally t-boning by the fire.

by whcgonzo November 08, 2011

Grandpacicle

The result of cryogenically freezing an elderly person.

My dad got sick so we had him turned into a grandpacicle until they find a cure.

by Whcgonzo March 16, 2012

word jitsu

The art of using a person's words against them.

Will used word jitsu to make that guy look like a tool/

by whcgonzo March 24, 2012

fappergasted

The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.

Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.

by whcgonzo November 11, 2011