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fatterbate 

the action of pleasuring one's fat
Larissa: "I just saw Evan jiggling his fat and making
orgasmic sounds! It was so gross!!"
Taylor: "Yeah that's called fatterbate... He does it a lot."
fatterbate by ShockerFan January 17, 2008

fasterbate 

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection
i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room
fasterbate by saylor February 15, 2007

fanterbate 

When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to porn, a raging boner, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl's skirt in school that day.
theac fanterbates to BVA
fanterbate by genmay June 8, 2004

Fappergasted 

stunned, flabbergasted by what you just fapped to.
wow i didnt know that would make me cum, but here we are. im fappergasted.
Fappergasted by EggbertHumpadink January 20, 2011

fapturbate 

Austin's sister is really hot. I'm going to fapturbate to her.
fapturbate by BFFN July 11, 2009

fatterbate 

to masterbate of the fat.
to make your fat feel good, you fatterbate...
fatterbate by Dropshot422 January 6, 2008