Faplag

The digital disorientation you feel when websites, apps or podcasts behave strangely because you forgot to turn off the VPN you used for, ahem, “privacy”. Like jet lag, but caused by horny time zones.

“Mate, why am I getting Swiss supermarket ads on my football podcast?”
“Check your VPN, you’re suffering from faplag.”

Faplag by bounderboy November 21, 2025

faptaguise 

A molester; also the evil guy from the Youtube video "The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction", who likes to touch people.

Lord Faptaguise: Okay. Tie him up and hang him from the ceiling as well. He and his friend can burn in the pit of acid together! Oh but frisk him first to make sure he doesn't.... oh! Actually let me do it!
*walks over to Harry and slowly "frisks"/touches him*

From "The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction" at the 12:32 point

faptaguise by iloveonedirectionandthejanoski November 11, 2012

FAPPAGE 

That to which one faps. The object of ones masurbatory desires. noun.

The interweb contains a vast amount of serious fappage.

FAPPAGE by IndigoRed September 3, 2007

failage 

When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.

Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.

Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.

failage by sveti_shano_birminghamski2 January 14, 2010

faplash 

When you have sex or receive oral and you have a hard time keeping it up or orgasming because you've masturbated too recently.

My girl surprised me with head last night, but I couldn't cum because I had faplash.

faplash by spaghetto May 28, 2014

faplap

When somebody masturbates and ejaculates all over their lap.

Also a form of spam on sketch

I walked in on Tim before he cleaned up. He had faplap

faplap by I made this up. June 16, 2014

faelagund 

fag that got banned in everquest, that is all

Fagagund, Silvanfag, Fagfather

faelagund by haaaaaaay July 20, 2003