Definitions by IndigoRed

FAPPAGE 

That to which one faps. The object of ones masurbatory desires. noun.

The interweb contains a vast amount of serious fappage.

FAPPAGE by IndigoRed September 3, 2007

Terminal holding pattern 

When you're put on hold for a painfully long period of time.

Jan: Hasn't that helpdesk answered yet?
Sam: No, I'm in a terminal holding pattern...

Terminal holding pattern by IndigoRed August 29, 2007