2 definitions by IndigoRed

When you're put on hold for a painfully long period of time.
Jan: Hasn't that helpdesk answered yet?
Sam: No, I'm in a terminal holding pattern...
by IndigoRed August 24, 2007
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That to which one faps. The object of ones masurbatory desires. noun.
The interweb contains a vast amount of serious fappage.
by IndigoRed August 27, 2007
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