Failagram

When one is trying to be humorous (or witty) in a statement about a subject when they are either misinformed and/or believe they are correct despite it is obvious that they are not correct as well as being a play on the word "Telegram" used to describe someone who isn't effectively or properly getting their point across.

Josh tried tried so hard to make a comeback when Cody insulted his girlfriend for sleeping around with three other guys last week, but he couldn't get the words out right at all. Total failagram.

by Kike Man March 6, 2010

flipagram

Putting pictures together "bringing life to them"
Like a GIF, a video-story
annoying as hell

Anne: "hey sweetie I made a flipagram for you!"
Mike: "yeah it's definitely time to break up."

by Cat24 December 31, 2013

Fapagram

To intentionally send or post pictures and/or videos of yourself fapping to email accounts of friends or sexual contacts or amateur porn sites.

Carl: What's up Roger? Why the strange look?
Roger: I was surfing amateur porn on the internet the other night looking for some new spank bank material. I came across some pictures. I am confident they were my wife Sandy's.

Carl: Wow. That's wild. Sounds like she's been doing a little Fapagram.
Roger: Yea. Not sure what to think.
Carl: I think you need to give me that website so I can do a little fapping.
Roger: Kiss my ass braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2015

Failgravy

The antonym of awesomesauce, a word which is used when an almighty fail occurs.

That was served up with a whole ladle of failgravy" "Chugging failgravy

by KiiWii2029 June 10, 2010

Failabration

The act in celebrating the reoccurence of fails. Failing more than usual so that it calls the need to be recognized in an elegant manner.

Brunette:"Where did my blonde friend go?"
Red-head:" She is having a failabration."
Brunette:"HAHA idiot."

by Cissy<3 June 17, 2010

Failgrass

Refers to the "grass" brush templates included with later versions of Adobe Photoshop, which allow lazy users to wave their mouses and create fields of lush grass with next to no effort. Has practically become a requisite in bad fanart that takes place outdoors.

"I finished my drawing of Edward Cullen and Spike making out in a field!"
"Gah, my eyes! The Failgrass, it's everywhere!"

by Mr. Whim May 30, 2009

familygram

A cartoon or video which is so cute and innocent that you can distribute it (e.g. via Whatsapp) in the family. The property is called „familygrammable“ .
Formed following „instagramm“ and instagrammable“

Oh! This cat cartoon is so cute. I will send it to the children.

This baby animal video gives a great familygram. All women in the family will love it, but also your husband.

by ThePhysopher October 22, 2020