Fapaccuino 

The act of cutting a hole in the bottom of a cup and using it as an emergency fleshlight.

Jim was left high and dry when Wendy left, but luckily, she left her Starbucks cup behind. He was going to have to make a Fapaccuino if he was going to survive this weekend.

Fapaccuino by Wah-luigi September 22, 2016

Fapaccuino 

After a guy faps, his girlfriend sucks up his cum like a white girl sipping a Starbucks.

Becky called... she wants a fapaccuino tonight.

Fapaccuino by whitegirlgonewild September 22, 2016

fapachino 

before one cums, pull out and beat off onto a girls face.

dude i gave that hoe a good fapachino

fapachino by Macawesome November 27, 2013

Fapachino 

When you have a wank in a Starbucks

"One fapachino please"

Fapachino by DaddyButter9 August 3, 2019

fapuccino 

Blended white drink with special ingredients.

Me: "I served her a fapuccino last night. In bed."

fapuccino by the. July 6, 2009

Fapuccino 

When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.

*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.

Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!

Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.

Fapuccino by PusLikeDischarge May 7, 2012

fagaccino 

It's similar to a mochaccino coffee, but the chocolate syrup is replaced with *human cum

*changes depends on the café

Starbucks employee: Hi what would you like today.
Customer: Can I get a fagaccino for my husband please.

fagaccino by LivingDownUnder October 10, 2022