Fapaccuino

The act of cutting a hole in the bottom of a cup and using it as an emergency fleshlight.

Jim was left high and dry when Wendy left, but luckily, she left her Starbucks cup behind. He was going to have to make a Fapaccuino if he was going to survive this weekend.

by Wah-luigi September 22, 2016

Fapaccuino

After a guy faps, his girlfriend sucks up his cum like a white girl sipping a Starbucks.

Becky called... she wants a fapaccuino tonight.

by whitegirlgonewild September 22, 2016

fapachino

before one cums, pull out and beat off onto a girls face.

dude i gave that hoe a good fapachino

by Macawesome November 27, 2013

Fapachino

When you have a wank in a Starbucks

"One fapachino please"

by DaddyButter9 August 3, 2019

fapuccino

Blended white drink with special ingredients.

Me: "I served her a fapuccino last night. In bed."

by the. July 6, 2009

Fapuccino

When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.

*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.

Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!

Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.

by PusLikeDischarge May 7, 2012

fagaccino

It's similar to a mochaccino coffee, but the chocolate syrup is replaced with *human cum

*changes depends on the café

Starbucks employee: Hi what would you like today.
Customer: Can I get a fagaccino for my husband please.

by LivingDownUnder October 10, 2022