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To take a divot off a golf green
Jesse falushed the green on #18. We kicked him off the course.
Falush by golfguy1981 May 13, 2026
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Mississippi Flush 

A Mississippi Flush is the highest ranking poker hand a player can have. It consist of a small revolver and any five cards. The cards are on the table and the revolver is pointed at your opponent under the table.
Austin was about to show his cards until Ray Wiley told him not to bother because he was holding a Mississippi Flush.
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double-flusher 

When just one flush is not enough to get the job done!
Dude, it must have been that late night taco stand, I had a serious double-flusher this morning. I'm just sayin.......
double-flusher by p mammen August 23, 2011

flush mop 

A large amount of very thick hair dangling in the toilet bowl - while the individual girl is held upside down - and completely clogging the toilet's trapway after being flushed.
Chic: You would never believe such a wonderful flush mop Bianka has!

Guy: Don't tell me she's clogged your toilet again!?
flush mop by verystinkymonkey October 29, 2017

Finger flush 

The act of someone ramming their ring and middle fingers into a squirt prone cunt, and proceeding to type away on the g spot until the pussy explodes with squirt all over the arm, thus flushing the bitch out.
Lucy finger flushed Pam so long and hard that she had to wear a poncho. Good thing we've got a hydro shop-vac for the mess.
Finger flush by Mad Mick! August 29, 2016

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet 

wasn't me
well it was foocking one of yaz
DISGUSTANG
why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet- youtube

Falshback 

When something sparks a drunken memory, but the person telling the story tells it wrong and has to be corrected by someone sober enough to remember.
Brah 1: I got a ride home from one of the bartenders. She was hot.

Brah 2: Nope, you’re having another falshback. You drove yourself home, slid into the mailbox, and slept with some nasty older lady.
Falshback by iBetty December 27, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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