Falugatin

When one viciously rips out a female’s fallopian tubes then proceeds to strangle her with them whilst playing the kazoo

Person #1: Gubs I falugatined my girl I last night and now she’s in the hospital, ive never heard her scream like that before
Person #2: This is her mother

by Kdaddy&Pat August 25, 2019

Falutin-free

(from Highfalutin-free) A product or culinary creation’s optimal state of existence that avoids crossing the threshold into being unnecessarily complicated or exotically flavorful as to diminish the maker’s intended experience for the consumer, which is to deliver the expected purpose or sensory stimulation. The term was coined by comedian, Adam Carolla, on “The Adam Carolla Show” podcast(January 23, 2014).

Stewardess(Over PA): On today’s flight, we will be serving a pomegranate, thyme and goat-cheese pizza with a side avocado and mango salad tossed in passion fruit vinaigrette OR a turkey sandwich.

(minutes later)

Stewardess: Which would you like, sir?

Adam: Can you tell me about the turkey sandwich?

Stewardess: Sir?

Adam: Well I’d just like to know if it’s falutin-free or if the chef who made it was jacking off, you know, like he did with the pizza.

by griffin_t_a January 24, 2014

Fapulating Device

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently

Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.

by lazydbird June 19, 2021

high falutin

groundless assumption of a higher status or affectation than actually contained.

Jane's high falutin airs didn't impress her co workers at the factory. They knew that her date took her to the local drive in for fast food.

by Michelle Llauger April 28, 2006

fagatini

Source: "America: The Book. A Guide to Democracy Inaction"
1. Either a martini enjoyed by "fags" or,
2. the aforementioned "fag".

Person 1: Steven likes those fagtinis!
Person 2: Well of course he does; he's one of them isn't he?

by slytherinwoodsie August 29, 2005

Fagatini

A effeminate Italian man

There is that Fagatini again.

by Cleft palates June 10, 2017

high-falutin'

1. Highly pompous, bombastic (speech).

2. Showing off, ostentatious, pretending to be above one's station in life, putting on airs.

1. Nan Tucket thinks that using high-falutin' words will convince people that she is a high-class lady.

2. Cindy Mae Lovett hasn't talked to any of her old friends since she started waitressing in that high-falutin' restaurant on Nob Hill.

by jennifer125 January 20, 2010