FANULATING 

WHEN SOMETHING SPREADS OUT. LIKE A FAN.

OMG BECKY! I HAVE GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT! LOOK AT MY ASS FANULATING ALL OVER THE PLACE.

FANULATING by iamrandy September 14, 2018

Fapulating Device 

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently

Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.

Fapulating Device by lazydbird June 19, 2021

fibulating 

The action of buttoning or unbuttoning one's shirt

It is an archaic word (no longer in everyday use) but it deserves to be reintroduced into the english language, as it describes an common action performed regularly by many people.

I fibulated this morning.

It is difficult to fibulate with cold hands.

Small children may require help fibulating.

fibulating by fibulating August 3, 2011

self-flagulating

farting into a rag and then sniffing it

Before every self-flagulating radio address, George Bush eats a can of beans, then sticks a microphone up his ass and lets it rip for the consumption of the nation.

self-flagulating by Peter C. Shelby May 8, 2008

fanulation 

The state of a female knowing that she willl be seually successful.

He "Let's go into the other room."

She ("I am in a state of fanulation")

fanulation by michael wyatt November 17, 2003

fabulazing 

Sabrina is Fabulous and Amazing to the extent that words cannot actually express so we created one.

Sabrina is Fabulazing

fabulazing by Homosensational April 25, 2019

fanblaking 

Simping for someone online the point you're asking for dating advice in dms

"Bro I just got pinged by Finn about Christina again"
"Tell him to quit fanblaking"

fanblaking by Definitely not Tifa October 6, 2021