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faunting 

(Fornt-ing) To faunt, is to bite your checks and try and smile, resulting in what is uncommonly know as faunting.

Faunting is a way of expressing a feeling of anger or silliness depending on the situation and atmosphere.
Jeremy was frustrated because he failed his school exam so he faunted at the teacher.

Michael tried faunting all night long but his sister, Jane, could faunt a lot better.
faunting by Sir Faunts-a-lot October 15, 2008

Fapulating Device 

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently
Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.
Fapulating Device by lazydbird June 19, 2021

fabunking 

being intoxicated while face-booking... posting or commenting on face book while drunk or high
I'm sorry for posting you were a fucking douche biscuit who sucks homeless cocks. I was totally fabunking.
fabunking by lechbarh January 19, 2011
Stephanie is quite a fabmazing person!
fabmazing by steraa July 5, 2010

Fauxting 

Faking a text when you're alone, when in reality, you have no one to text. Fauxting is mostly done by teenagers when they are in the presence of other teenagers they dont know.
Boy 1: Dude, I heard your ex was at that party last night, what happened?
Boy 2: Ahh I didnt talk to her. I just was fauxting until she left.
Boy 1: Smart move, you probably looked so cool.
Fauxting by HannahHorton December 22, 2008

fatusting 

adj. Something that is both fat and disgusting at the same time
This bowl of soup is fatusting.
fatusting by Batost March 11, 2008