A fleeting, hard hitting, cold-like sickness that strikes when one does not want to go to work. FakeItTillTonightis is a common virus that usually lasts for a day. Symptoms include extreme drowsiness, irritability, and a substantial decrease in productivity. These symptoms are more prevalent in the morning and are easily cured by calling in sick to work and are always gone by nighttime.
"Where's Bellatoday?"
"She called in sick. She's got a bad case of FakeItTIllTonightis."
Someone who claims to be vegetarian, but consumes fish or other seafood thereby disqualifying them from being a vegetarian and instead making them a fakeitarian. Similar to a Semi-Vegetarian.
John called himself a vegetarian, however it was obvious that he was a fakeitarian because his two favorite restaurants were Long John Silver's and Red Lobster
An Arab outcast from Syria, Jordan, or Egypt who believes in a concocted myth of a sovereign Arab state called "Palestine" (despite no such state historically existing). Favorite hobbies include throwing rocks at either civilians or the IDF and then screaming like a toddler when getting a taste of his own medicine, during thousands of rockets at Israeli civilians and crying foul when IDF retaliates, stabbing random Israeli civilians.
The Fakestinian justifies this savage barbaric behavior as "resistance to occupation". In this case "occupation" refers to the state of Israel in it's entirety not just the disputed territories.
The Fakestinian is the archetypal wolf in sheep's clothing. He'll bleat about how evil the "Zionists" are while himself being brainwashed to murder, maim, and injure any random "Yahud" he can find. Classic projection.
Also a bit suspicious how most pro Israel definitions here have been removed while revisionist Fakestinian propaganda is massively upvoted. Surely just a coincidence right?