Fakeist

A fakeist is one who involves themselves in the act of fakeagoglitoricoltism. Fakeists are unacceptable.

Larry: “Wow. I would’ve never known”
Patrick: “Known what?”
Larry: “That u were a pinnacle fakeist”

by poopingchicken191 December 12, 2020

FakeItTillTonightis

A fleeting, hard hitting, cold-like sickness that strikes when one does not want to go to work. FakeItTillTonightis is a common virus that usually lasts for a day. Symptoms include extreme drowsiness, irritability, and a substantial decrease in productivity. These symptoms are more prevalent in the morning and are easily cured by calling in sick to work and are always gone by nighttime.

"Where's Bella today?"
"She called in sick. She's got a bad case of FakeItTIllTonightis."

by Fractus January 24, 2018

fakestream media

Sources of corporate or politically fabricated or "fake" news.

The fakestream media is orchestrating a witch hunt on the champions of free and fair information.

by the Reverend bIl Z'bUb January 22, 2017

fareistic

Someone who is attracted to food or has a food fetish. Its also another word for food-sexual just fancier( food-sexual is not valid )

*name* is attracted to food so they would be fareistic

by connie.k February 5, 2021

fakeitarian

Someone who claims to be vegetarian, but consumes fish or other seafood thereby disqualifying them from being a vegetarian and instead making them a fakeitarian. Similar to a Semi-Vegetarian.

John called himself a vegetarian, however it was obvious that he was a fakeitarian because his two favorite restaurants were Long John Silver's and Red Lobster

by nevets24 November 17, 2010

Fakist

Fakist or Fakism - a person or thing who practices being fake, and fakeness in general.

- a "not real" individual

-freakishly fakish behavior

-possibly could have contracted fakism from someone else

Acronym - Realism

"I hate how so many people are becoming such Fakist's these days, did you get the new bieber single?"

Politicians, various workers in the service industry, and pop culture.

by The Halfmen December 16, 2011

Fakestinian

An Arab outcast from Syria, Jordan, or Egypt who believes in a concocted myth of a sovereign Arab state called "Palestine" (despite no such state historically existing). Favorite hobbies include throwing rocks at either civilians or the IDF and then screaming like a toddler when getting a taste of his own medicine, during thousands of rockets at Israeli civilians and crying foul when IDF retaliates, stabbing random Israeli civilians.

The Fakestinian justifies this savage barbaric behavior as "resistance to occupation". In this case "occupation" refers to the state of Israel in it's entirety not just the disputed territories.

The Fakestinian is the archetypal wolf in sheep's clothing. He'll bleat about how evil the "Zionists" are while himself being brainwashed to murder, maim, and injure any random "Yahud" he can find. Classic projection.

Also a bit suspicious how most pro Israel definitions here have been removed while revisionist Fakestinian propaganda is massively upvoted. Surely just a coincidence right?

by Wake Up July 11, 2022