3 definitions by Wake Up
A fucking awesome and addicting game created by Halfbrick Studios. The goal of the game is to slice various kinds of fruits. As you slice the fruit, the juices of the fruit splatter all over the screen, depending on which way you slice them. There are 3 modes of Fruit Ninja: Classic, Zen, and my most favorite, Arcade mode. Classic mode is slicing fruits while avoiding the bombs. Arcade mode is similar except that so many fruits fly into the screen at once, which is an excellent oppoptunity to make great combos. There are always three special kinds of bananas: The Frenzy Banana, the freeze banana. and the double banana. When you slice the frenzy banana, you basically have a fruit orgy you can make epic combos and blitzes. The freeze banana freezes time and the fruits fly at the screen at a much slower rate. The double banana doubles your score. Zen mode is just like the frenzy but without the special bananas or bombs, so you have to rely on comobs. There are also many different kinds of blades that you can choose from. You also get interesting facts about fruit you migh not have known. This game is a must-have on your Ipod Touch or Iphone
Guy 1: Dude, you must get fruit ninja
Guy 2: (reluctantly): Fine
Guy 2: (a week later): Dude this game is mad addicting! Who would've thought that something so simple can be so good.
Guy 2: (reluctantly): Fine
Guy 2: (a week later): Dude this game is mad addicting! Who would've thought that something so simple can be so good.
by Wake Up January 5, 2012
An awesome educational youtube channel created by Michael Stevens. Thanks to this bearded genius, you learn many mind-blowing and intriguing facts about our universe. A shame that I have not discovered this channel sooner.
Guy#1: Dude, I love vsauce. The videos are very interesting and thought-provoking.
Guy#2: Indeed, maybe there's hope for humanity after all.
Guy#2: Indeed, maybe there's hope for humanity after all.
by Wake Up February 9, 2013
An Arab outcast from Syria, Jordan, or Egypt who believes in a concocted myth of a sovereign Arab state called "Palestine" (despite no such state historically existing). Favorite hobbies include throwing rocks at either civilians or the IDF and then screaming like a toddler when getting a taste of his own medicine, during thousands of rockets at Israeli civilians and crying foul when IDF retaliates, stabbing random Israeli civilians.
The Fakestinian justifies this savage barbaric behavior as "resistance to occupation". In this case "occupation" refers to the state of Israel in it's entirety not just the disputed territories.
The Fakestinian justifies this savage barbaric behavior as "resistance to occupation". In this case "occupation" refers to the state of Israel in it's entirety not just the disputed territories.
The Fakestinian is the archetypal wolf in sheep's clothing. He'll bleat about how evil the "Zionists" are while himself being brainwashed to murder, maim, and injure any random "Yahud" he can find. Classic projection.
Also a bit suspicious how most pro Israel definitions here have been removed while revisionist Fakestinian propaganda is massively upvoted. Surely just a coincidence right?
Also a bit suspicious how most pro Israel definitions here have been removed while revisionist Fakestinian propaganda is massively upvoted. Surely just a coincidence right?
by Wake Up July 11, 2022