Fakesta

Someone who is faker then a wanksta, sorta like Ja Rule.

"your ass is so fake, your no wanktsa, your a fakesta

by ill' skillz December 15, 2004

fakesta

A way of calling fake Bape Stas.

Damn nigga u wearin the fakestas!

by fuckitup69 November 27, 2021

Fakesta

fakesta is someone on internet posting about how everday they gets so much money and sex but in reality never Acquired these things

Also they brag about hood they are and would beat up anyone

But in reality have never grew up in the hood

And can't fight themselves out a wet paper bag if they tried

Jim is such a Fakesta ,talking about about how he runs these streets , the only things he runs is a co-op on call of duty!!!

by Incubus HeMan May 17, 2021

Fakesta

someone who is doing too much at the moment

aisha was being a fakesta when she kissed her ex boyfriend in front of her current one.

by Aisha a.k.a young esh April 22, 2006

facestab

When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.

"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"

by African Jezus February 6, 2009

fakestream media

Sources of corporate or politically fabricated or "fake" news.

The fakestream media is orchestrating a witch hunt on the champions of free and fair information.

by the Reverend bIl Z'bUb January 22, 2017

facestalk

To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.

I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.

by John Ryan Smith March 30, 2007