Fakist

Fakist or Fakism - a person or thing who practices being fake, and fakeness in general.

- a "not real" individual

-freakishly fakish behavior

-possibly could have contracted fakism from someone else

Acronym - Realism

"I hate how so many people are becoming such Fakist's these days, did you get the new bieber single?"

Politicians, various workers in the service industry, and pop culture.

by The Halfmen December 16, 2011

Fakist

A liberal or communist larping as a fascist

(……..) is just a fakist not a real fash

by Sure Bee December 1, 2023

Fanistons

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.

"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing

by 890 December 31, 2008

Faisted

The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).

Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind

by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010

fanistons

beautiful, kind fans of the talented jennifer aniston. they usually are very popular and see the good in people!

i love the fanistons they’re amazing!

by tvdfan05 June 22, 2020

Fanistons

Fanatical, extremely devoted fans dedicated to The actress Jennifer Aniston. They believe she deserves amazing things and is a beautiful person. They are extremely proud of her accomplishments. The fanistons (fandom) has grown larger and larger every year.

The fanistons blew up Twitter when they saw Jennifer Aniston on their television screen.

"I love the fanistons, they're quite loyal and adorable I must say" -Jennifer Aniston

by Skylar Jade March 7, 2015

mike faist

Actor, dancer, singer, and Tony nominee most known for his role as Connor Murphy in Broadway musical Dear Evan Hansen. He says he "isn't the strongest singer" but he was also in Newsies and was an understudy for Gene Kelly, so, I mean. Also, he has great hair.

Mike Faist totally deserved a Tony for his performance as Connor Murphy.

by conservation of momentum December 19, 2017