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fairhopeless 

When you become tagged as "It" in the town of Fairhope, Alabama, by church bullies, quarter-back sized drug addicts, con-artists whom become police confidential informants, and the local coke- and crack-whores at certain places --- you start hanging in the local bars with a bunch of people whom must have never talked to a truly intelligent woman in their lives -- because mostly they only understand the power of their Civil War connections, "whiskey dicks" -- and vodka, weed and speed. Back-door deals, child-stalkers, sexual predators, drug addicts, psychotic-drug-addicted nannies and hospital employees and rich folks' bored kids whom commit random and targeted acts of vandalism. A vast wasteland of unused "best and brightest" that are "slave labor" to the incompetent judges, politicians and other "officials." A total joke!
When I moved to "Fairhopeless," Alabama, in 2003, I thought I had found a little slice of Paradise -- a nirvana -- the church bully and other assorted bitches and gripers soon made it clear that they thought they ruled the roost. As fat, unattractive, loud and evil as most of them were, I would say they would have covered 2 to 3 roosts per their fat bottoms.
fairhopeless by Utopia03 September 20, 2013

Fairhope 

when you've done everything you can do in one town, and everything's old and boring.

oh, and the park is pretty much where you live.
and meet up.
and do anything.
"so, what's up man"

"ah nothing, just fairhope'in around"
Fairhope by mr.bush. August 9, 2008

fapphones 

Headphones that are used for the sole purpose of hiding the fact that you are watching porn.
My sister was in the next room, so I muted the volume and put on my fapphones.

fairhope 

chill small town in south AL. home of a ton of marijuana and old people. good place to just go and chill out
hey its been a rough week, im gonna go toke in fairhope for the weekend
fairhope by yowhatupwitcha July 14, 2010

Fapphone 

Headphones you wear while fapping to videos on your computer so the sound can't be heard throughout the entire house.
Rob: Dude, I hate watching stuff on my computer when my roomates are home, I have to turn the sound off.

Steve: Get some fapphones man.
Fapphone by Phapper July 27, 2009

fauxphoner

A person who, upon seeing someone they wish to avoid at the grocery store or other public place, pretends to engage in important discussion on the telephone as to evade conversation or awkward small talk with unliked said person.
Mom: "I saw your old math teacher at the mall today, Johnny. Remember Mr. B, the one that accused you of cheating?"
Johnny: "Oh really Mom?"
Mom: "Yes. I was going to say hello to him but he looked like he pulled out his cell phone to avoid me. What a fauxphoner."
fauxphoner by Heather Quick July 27, 2007
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