A utopia 14
miles South East of Mobile. HOME OF BLIND COPS.
Druggies- half population
Old people- half population
Ignorant fucks- full population
Near the lovely wooden park you will find the white emo kids who are so not sTr@iGht 3dg3! Matter of fact, they'll brag about how they were so
high that they bit their lip while trying to bight a pepperoni last night.
If you aren't
emo, you aren't worthy. In Fairhope, Alabama, there are no hipsters, metal heads, no cybergoths, no goths, no "screamolester" (property of yourscenesucks). Looking for Nintendocore? See Silverhill, AL.
Basically, you're either "preppy" or "
emo/scene", more likely to be
emo/scene because everyone in Fairhope is "s0 different" by being the exact same. Whether or not your
emo or
prep, you are a pot head.
You WILL "fall in love" in Fairhope. If you don't fall in love with someone you went to
school with, who is the opposite gender, you're a sinner. You make Satan's baybeez.