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firmboner 

an erect penis characterized by a particularly stout and rigid tautness.
Fred was so aroused he had a firmboner.
firmboner by cyth40 October 13, 2003

fassboner 

n. An intense positive excitement about a performance by German/Irish actor Michael Fassbender.
Did you see Jane Eyre? Yeah, and I popped a total fassboner.
fassboner by mcmcil July 13, 2011
The act of achieving an erection based solely on one's excitement for playing the sport of Ultimate.

The male counterpart to the female phenomenon of Ulticlit.
-Match was totally busting wood at lunch today.
-Yo, I just think he had a frisboner for practice this afternoon.
Frisboner by Raw Diesel October 26, 2008

Fangboner 

Hey, we passed Fangboner Road on our way to Cedar Point.
Fangboner by DingleBarry January 18, 2006
Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.
Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."
FaceBoner by egrunty October 14, 2011

airboner 

a boner you get in the air

shortened term for airplane boner
Dude we were half a mile over the ocean when I got an airboner.
airboner by meeeee1234567890 June 18, 2010