Fairhope 

when you've done everything you can do in one town, and everything's old and boring.

oh, and the park is pretty much where you live.
and meet up.
and do anything.

"so, what's up man"

"ah nothing, just fairhope'in around"

Fairhope by mr.bush. August 9, 2008

fairhope 

chill small town in south AL. home of a ton of marijuana and old people. good place to just go and chill out

hey its been a rough week, im gonna go toke in fairhope for the weekend

fairhope by yowhatupwitcha July 14, 2010

fairhope 

pretty much the most boring town EVER.
everyone pretty much lives off of gene's beans & abner's, well, until it burned down and all. home to a bunch of retired old people & druggies.

i dunno, i might as well go to downtown fairhope since there's absolutly nothing better to do.

fairhope by fairhopeSUCKS. May 13, 2011

fairhope 

A small town in lower Alabama full of people who think they rule the world, a bunch of old farts, and a handful of cosplayers. A popular destination to go to when visiting Fairhope would be Mr. Gene's Beans, a small ice cream shop in the downtown region. This city is referred to by some people as "Fairhopeless". When you head out of the downtown area, you will be seeing only cow pastures and fields full of cotton or corn. After heading out of the city, you'll come upon a town by the name of Daphne, a larger city will much more black people and a little less friendly.

"hey you wanna go downtown Fairhope?"
"no way, last time some cosplayers ran in the street and an old fart tried to hit me with his cane!"

fairhope by a woeful resident February 3, 2013

Fairhope 

A small town alabama with nothing to but smoke pot and drink

Preppy kid: ”I hate living in Fairhope. There’s nothing to do.”
Stoner: “we got dank ass weed tho”

Fairhope by Myliverisbroke September 28, 2017

Fairhope, AL 

A utopia 14 miles South East of Mobile. HOME OF BLIND COPS.

Druggies- half population
Old people- half population
Ignorant fucks- full population

Near the lovely wooden park you will find the white emo kids who are so not sTr@iGht 3dg3! Matter of fact, they'll brag about how they were so high that they bit their lip while trying to bight a pepperoni last night.

If you aren't emo, you aren't worthy. In Fairhope, Alabama, there are no hipsters, metal heads, no cybergoths, no goths, no "screamolester" (property of yourscenesucks). Looking for Nintendocore? See Silverhill, AL.

Basically, you're either "preppy" or "emo/scene", more likely to be emo/scene because everyone in Fairhope is "s0 different" by being the exact same. Whether or not your emo or prep, you are a pot head.

You WILL "fall in love" in Fairhope. If you don't fall in love with someone you went to school with, who is the opposite gender, you're a sinner. You make Satan's baybeez.

Fairhope, AL is full of angels :))))))))))

#loljk

Fairhope, AL by FrynoRhino February 23, 2011

Fairhope flip 

The hairstyle indigenous to coastal Alabama counties requiring a constant nervous neck tick to sweep bangs from eyes. Typically accented by Vinyard Vines clothing.

He's cute in AFCOS, and his fairhope flip is comin in nicely.

Fairhope flip by Funsize 2 December 20, 2015