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when you fart publicly, and blame it on the sound of your phone vibrating
Hey Dan, did you just fart?
No dude, it was my phone.
...2 minutes later
Dan totally fartphoned.
by MexiForce5000 January 04, 2010
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A fartphone is a type of smartphone that is slow, cheap, and oudated and just sucks.
An example of a fartphone is the T-Mobile Mytouch Q because it is a low-end "smartphone" that is really slow and just not a good phone.
by AirplaneBobtheslob November 26, 2014
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