facephone 

When you visit facebook on your cellphone. So instead of saying facebook, you say facephone.

-"Where is my poke?"
- "I don't have that function on facephone"

Or

- "Who are you texting to?"
- "I'm not texting anyone, I'm updating my status on facephone"

facephone by Fcukit May 6, 2011

Facewhore 

Facebook whores. We all know at least one of them... Yeah, even you. Perhaps you're even one of them. O.O They are those girls or guys that take that picture, usually of their 'ripped abs even though I haven't been to the gym in a year' or their 'lookie at my DD's;D oh, actually it's becuz of mah pushup bra;*'

You've seen it before, you know you have.

D. Lmao Bryan come look!!! Lauren has a new picture up;P

B. Lol what a facewhore, look at her boobs hanging out of her shirt! xD

D.Here let me comment.....*typing*.

"FLAWLESS<3"

B.What?

D. Gotta keep the pictures coming lmao

Facewhore by Jasonsface July 6, 2011

fakephoning 

The practice of pretending you are on a cell phone call in order to avoid an unpleasant or awkward encounter with a person who has ventured into your immediate area. Can also be used in the car when recognizing someone on the street or in another vehicle.

"Dude, I saw Cynthia at the mall last night. I tried to avoid her but she came up and asked why I never called her back."

"You ought to try fakephoning. I pull out my cell whenever I see someone I don't want to talk to."

fakephoning by Commentator X September 25, 2009

Facewhiner 

someone who constantly complains about any little thing that goes wrong in their life on facebook to broadcast to the world about their problems. A facewhiner is usually all about self-centered-ness and loves attention, usually looking for sympathy comments on their status'

Complainer Magee i have no one to sit beside in math class because i came late to school because i missed the bus and no one would give me a ride so i had to walk to school and my feet are all wet and i just don't wanna be here right now i wanna go home, i'm having a bad day, what else could go wrong!? efff me :(

Someone needs to tell that Facewhiner to shutthefruntdoor before i call whine 11

Facewhiner by denver345 February 7, 2010

facehore 

Someone who constantly likes and shares on facebook.

"Another like and share ! you are such a facehore"
"Jeff said to like and share and we could get free tickets"

"facehore"

facehore by Badger1977 March 9, 2015

fapphones 

Headphones that are used for the sole purpose of hiding the fact that you are watching porn.

My sister was in the next room, so I muted the volume and put on my fapphones.

fapphones by Anonymous States of America October 25, 2007

Fapphone 

Headphones you wear while fapping to videos on your computer so the sound can't be heard throughout the entire house.

Rob: Dude, I hate watching stuff on my computer when my roomates are home, I have to turn the sound off.

Steve: Get some fapphones man.

Fapphone by Phapper July 27, 2009