Faily

–adj. (offensive)

Full of fail.

Trish: Pam and I are the only ones that remembered what to bring to the party.
Pam: Dale forgot the forks.
Dale: No one wants your faily cake anyway.

by PalePumpkinHead February 14, 2008

faily

a family composed of fail. portmanteau of family + fail

Massielle: "I had a faily today. a family of epic fail. the nastiest trashiest people ever."

Me: I wonder if that's on urban dictionary...

by NoUseForAPseudonym September 6, 2011

Faily tale

A story you tell about you, or someone else, about a fail.

"So I tried balancing on the chair but I lost my balance and fell through the table"

"Man, what a Faily Tale"

by urbandickshonhairy September 27, 2009

faily seal

1. The nickname for a shoddy soft toy, crafted in the questionable likeness of a baby seal.

2. A derogatory MMORPG epithet, used with intent to embarrass or marginalize a horrendously destructive or inexperienced player.

FFS, that faily seal priest pulled the whole room and then didn't heal!

by Eulanna December 21, 2010

Smack Faily

someone who fails at getting laid. its not a nickname, its an insult

yea, i was macking on this bitch, and i totally smack faily'ed it

by xxsaproxx October 28, 2010

Fail Squad

A group or organization of people who have proven time and time again that the only thing that can be expected of them, is failure.

Tony Hayward, CEO of BP, is said to have been the leader of the worlds first Fail Squad.

In May of 2010 the worlds first, real, fail squad presented itself in the form of BP. The energy company responsible for making our home "Earth" bleed out crude oil into our oceans at the rate of thousands, to hundreds of thousands of gallons per day.

by Marcosthemexican May 21, 2010

Fail Baiting

When someone attempts a ridiculous /impossible feat while being videotaped, with the hopes of creating a viral fail video.

"Hey dude...get your phone and film me riding this pogo stick on that coffee table"
"What? ... thats ghey dude...your totally fail baiting"

by reevstar June 11, 2016