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Failness 

Somthing that contains or emits fail so you can laugh at it
" Man have you seen Failness.com, Its soo funny."

" Yo have you seen Carlo's new whip, it reaks of Failness"
Failness by Ruckusman333 May 5, 2009

your royal flyness 

Someone that is <i>very</i> cool or in style; fly.
"Blow my mind/Your royal flyness/I dig your bangs" -Bangs, They Might be Giants
your royal flyness by A Marie January 25, 2004

faggyness 

possesing very gay characteristics, the level of ones homosexuality.
josh, your faggyness astounds me. put on a shirt.
faggyness by the undying zombie March 13, 2008
or lawrence which means cool as in flyness
guy: bow down to his "FLYNESS"

other guy: word yo
flyness by Jean urbano September 21, 2008

spectrum fairness 

A project for upholding social fairness in the Asperger's Syndrome community online.
It is spectrum fairness to support the individual who is backstabbed and rejected by a group advertised as supportive.
spectrum fairness by david seagrave September 23, 2005

Failenese 

The Language that all failures speak towards another.
1#-Wtf did he just say to that faggot?
2#-I dont know their speaking Failenese.
Failenese by Blazinet July 15, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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