shuamu's definitions

fapportunity

The window of time in which one is afforded the chance to masturbate (fap). Feminine: fipportunity.

My roommate is going out for dinner and I have the place to myself. What a great fapportunity.

by shuamu May 12, 2016

bailgasm

The sense of euphoria and relief after cancelling plans last minute.

I was going to go to class today, but I was just too stressed so I skipped. Having a total bailgasm right now.

by shuamu May 12, 2016