Failfecta

When you initially fail at something and in response, attempt to fix the problem, leading to not one, but two other major screw ups.

My god, I can't believe that after we found out about Senator Smith's affair, his office tried to change the subject by saying that he's done the right thing by taking care of the kid they had out of wedlock! Oh! and then we find out that he's been paying for them out of his campaign contributions. What a FAILFECTA

by Delgado1 July 14, 2009

failfiction

a type of fanfiction
often seems to be of quality, but ends up being a piece of over-dramatic crap with predictable events, a cliche plot, and OOC characters.

I thought that I had finally found a good fanfiction, but after the first three chapters, Harry got raped by Lucius, Severus, Ron, Dobby, and Neville's toad Trevor, before getting graciously taken in by Draco and cured by Draco's magnificent potion-making skills, abundant kindness, and cock. Harry and Draco immediately fell in love and they declared their adoration for each other after Draco pulled Harry off of a ledge during one of Harry's emotional, suicidal fits. Then they bought a pet unicorn and named it after Fred Weasley.
So ultimately, it was less of a fanfiction and more of a failfiction

by rockintherain May 22, 2010

Failzentation

A powerpoint or equal prezentation doomed to fail. Exceptionally boring and/or with lots of mistakes or generaly bad, due to little to no work, creativity that was put in it.

We're having a failzentation today, prepare your sleeping bags.

by Failzentation master May 12, 2010

epic failfest

one who fantasizes about having sex with inanimate objects while masturbating to nugget porn via webcam

Bradley Maxson: Dude I was so epic failfest last night.

Clayton: I wish I was there dude, musta been epic

by Ur Pastor March 31, 2009

failfest

The word failfest is a compound word composed of 2 words fail and festival(fest). Fail is comonly used to let someone know that they suck at something or they got pwned. A festival is a celebration or gathering of some sort. So a failfest is a gathering or celebration where people that fail go.

As Johnny walked with his friends to school he tripped and fell on his face. His friends said " Lol Johnny should go to failfest for that, what a noob."

by ProMaster April 19, 2009

frifecta

n. Three fries stuck together inside their container

I thought I was just getting one fry, but when I pulled it out, I got a frifecta!

by Zimmie November 16, 2011

Failfeather

Commonly used as a hashtag to refer to a dignitary, esteemed member of the public, government representative or celebrity personality who fucks up political correctness with regards to Indigenous (namely First Nations and/or Native American Indian) issues.

Did you see Justin Beiber's dipshit article about free gas in the Rolling Stone?! #Failfeathers. Douchebag just set Canada back fifty years.

They gave Harper a war bonnet?! #Failfeathers

Dude, nice hickies bro. #Failfeathers

by UNW_team October 10, 2013