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failfiction 

a type of fanfiction
often seems to be of quality, but ends up being a piece of over-dramatic crap with predictable events, a cliche plot, and OOC characters.
I thought that I had finally found a good fanfiction, but after the first three chapters, Harry got raped by Lucius, Severus, Ron, Dobby, and Neville's toad Trevor, before getting graciously taken in by Draco and cured by Draco's magnificent potion-making skills, abundant kindness, and cock. Harry and Draco immediately fell in love and they declared their adoration for each other after Draco pulled Harry off of a ledge during one of Harry's emotional, suicidal fits. Then they bought a pet unicorn and named it after Fred Weasley.
So ultimately, it was less of a fanfiction and more of a failfiction
failfiction by rockintherain May 22, 2010
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Failfiction 

A Term referring to a fictional work, most commonly self-published literature or fanfiction, that exhibits a high degree of narrative dysfunction. Failfiction is typically defined by its poor grammatical structure, excessive use of clichés, superficial character development, and a distorted or immature portrayal of interpersonal relationships. The term is often applied to works that appear to have been written by an inexperienced adolescent author with limited life experience, particularly regarding romance, emotional nuance, or literary coherence. The result is a text that evokes unintended humor, discomfort, or regret in the reader.
If it sounds like the dialogue is written by a 13 year old on Wattpad, you’ll likely have a failfiction on your hands.
Guy1: “Hey can you recommend me that one book with the love triangle.”

Guy2: “Absolutely not, that was total failfiction.”
Failfiction by whereismyshredder August 7, 2025

Famfiction

Researching your genealogy on Ancestry.com and embellishing your lineage with all sorts of famous connections which may or may not be accurate.
When I discovered on Ancestry.com that I was a direct descendant of English and Scottish kings, I immediately published my Famfiction on all my social media accounts.
Famfiction by Bogrimm January 9, 2017

fanfiction green 

Fanfiction Green is the color of Jensen Ackles' eyes.
Person 1: What color is Jensen's eyes?
Person 2: His eyes are fanfiction green.
fanfiction green by Kitty Sutton October 9, 2013

waluigi fanfiction 

It's fucking hot that's what it is.
Oh my gosh I love Waluigi Fanfiction, it's my #1 turn on
waluigi fanfiction by Succboi1000 August 16, 2017

fanfiction 

I noticed most of the other definitions here completely trash fanfiction.

First, definition: Fanfiction is when someone takes either the story or characters (or both) of a certain piece of work, whether it be a novel, tv show, movie, etc, and create their own story based on it. Sometimes people will take characters from one movie and put them in another, which is called a cross-over.

Most people who bash fanfiction are not willing to look past the fact that it's based on something else to see that it could be worth reading IF you like the subject. If they don't like the subject, then obviously they are going to automatically dismiss the fanfiction.

It is true, however, that some fanfictions are rather poorly written and only a few hundred words, and it is also true that some people just write them so they can have their favorite characters have sex (lemon). But, if you take the time to find something decent, you can end up with a fanfiction story that is so close to the original piece of art, that you'd barely notice the difference.
Mary decided to write a fanfiction based on a story she had read. She liked the idea of two of the characters as a couple, but it wasn't in the original plot, so she twisted the story around a bit and evolved the characters so that it seemed as though they actually *could* have been together in the first place. (Good example, it's rare that someone does it perfectly but there are some out there)

Sue was so angry that her two favorite characters never got together that she wrote her own story in which the first thing they did was have sex and get married. (Bad example, but sadly sometimes true)
fanfiction by Mistaki September 9, 2008

Cupcakes Fanfiction

The most fucked-up, mentally scarring fanfiction you will ever read. Also happens to be about My Little Pony. The plot:
Rainbow Dash goes to see her friend Pinkie Pie. Pinkie makes her eat a cupcake, which makes Rainbow fall asleep. When she wakes up, she's strapped down in Pinkie's basement (which is filled with other pony's body parts, made to look like they're at a party) Pinkie then proceeds to skin Rainbow's cutie mark off, cut off her wings, EAT PART OF RAINBOW'S LEG- etc. Rainbow eventually dies and Pinkie puts her in a cupcake.
I just read the Cupcakes Fanfiction. I will never eat a cupcake again without throwing up.
Cupcakes Fanfiction by Zapps September 1, 2012
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