failfest 

The word failfest is a compound word composed of 2 words fail and festival(fest). Fail is comonly used to let someone know that they suck at something or they got pwned. A festival is a celebration or gathering of some sort. So a failfest is a gathering or celebration where people that fail go.

As Johnny walked with his friends to school he tripped and fell on his face. His friends said " Lol Johnny should go to failfest for that, what a noob."

failfest by ProMaster April 19, 2009

failfest 

1. When a group of people who are really terrible at something gt together to do that exact activity, peope who cannot play guitar hero or rockband on the expert setting, yet get together and hold a tournament, people who have extremely slow cars and get together at the local reacetrack to run over 14 second quartermile times, any art galleries for preschoolers or metally handicapped people.

2. when a single individual goes on an unfortunate series of events in wich none of them go the way he or she intended, among these series of events one instance of falling down in a matter that lacks any notion of grace is required, usually said individual ends up humiliating themselves publicly on an epic scale.

Friend: what happend last night, its like i got hit by the bad karma bus

Me: I dont know but that was the greatest failfest ive ever seen.

failfest by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

epic failfest 

one who fantasizes about having sex with inanimate objects while masturbating to nugget porn via webcam

Bradley Maxson: Dude I was so epic failfest last night.

Clayton: I wish I was there dude, musta been epic

epic failfest by Ur Pastor March 31, 2009

failest

the art of when someone does something so epically FAIL that they just fail at life.

*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*

Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"

*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.

failest by supergroup May 11, 2008

Failfeather 

Commonly used as a hashtag to refer to a dignitary, esteemed member of the public, government representative or celebrity personality who fucks up political correctness with regards to Indigenous (namely First Nations and/or Native American Indian) issues.

Did you see Justin Beiber's dipshit article about free gas in the Rolling Stone?! #Failfeathers. Douchebag just set Canada back fifty years.

They gave Harper a war bonnet?! #Failfeathers

Dude, nice hickies bro. #Failfeathers

Failfeather by UNW_team October 10, 2013

Failfeather 

Your tailfeather, only failed.

There was no one at the bar last night, but I still shook my failfeather.

She was ugly and gross and shook her failfeather right next to us.

Failfeather by Buzzkillgrl August 17, 2010

Failfecta

When you initially fail at something and in response, attempt to fix the problem, leading to not one, but two other major screw ups.

My god, I can't believe that after we found out about Senator Smith's affair, his office tried to change the subject by saying that he's done the right thing by taking care of the kid they had out of wedlock! Oh! and then we find out that he's been paying for them out of his campaign contributions. What a FAILFECTA

Failfecta by Delgado1 July 14, 2009