Failenn 

Faillenn is an irish unisex name but mostly girls have it and it means young wolf and superiority; descended from a ruler,

An outgoing girl who loves talking about sports and being crazy. Will do anything to be herself but has trouble finding witch self she likes better of the two. She aways seams to be happy and can make a smile creep up even when you are going though the saddest things. Pretty but never wants to say so and can make a guy the happiest guy in the world,even without sex. Failenn is smart and super strong able to almost brake someones arm bones. Also is a total tom-boy and that makes here even better because she less dramay.

Failenn is the bomb.

Failenn by jabjab January 10, 2013

Faylenn 

An awesome friend who is hilarious to hang around, fun to talk to, and always reliable to others. She is awesome in every way and people hope to god they can know her for the rest of their lives. Don't lie. everyday she has a smile to mix up the tension, make things happier, and in certain occasions, spices up anyone day. Shes a pretty huge dork personality, but hey. That's what to love about her.

Me:Dude what the hell don't take my animal crackers!
Guy: Its not my fault you jus- *breaks into a word fight*
Faylenn: Both of you shut your face holes before i stick a banana in them.
Me: ;) *wisper* Thanks.

Faylenn by ~KK~ October 15, 2010

failentologist 

some one who fails at almost every thing

rob: did you get my coffee?
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!

failentologist by why are muffins illegal? October 18, 2009

Failenware 

When your Alienware computer decides to fail. This happens by not starting at all, freezing constantly, or giving one a "disc read error." You are fucking stupid if you buy a Failenware.

Fuck, my Failenware won't start again and I called customer support and they didn't help with shit...again.

Failenware by Jklo June 22, 2008

Failenoscopy 

When all the sedation for your colonoscopy fails and you start singing in soprano when they put in the hose with the camera

I went for another 10 year failenoscopy. Sucked just like the one ten years ago.

Failenoscopy by Momma_1 July 1, 2019

Failentine's Day 

A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).

Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.

Failentine's Day by RileyMichael February 15, 2009

failynn

a big idiot and failure

failynn failed her test

failynn by ghuyrtwetgew December 3, 2020