Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Momma

Failenoscopy

When all the sedation for your colonoscopy fails and you start singing in soprano when they put in the hose with the camera

I went for another 10 year failenoscopy. Sucked just like the one ten years ago.

A workasm is a person who cannot stop having orgasms at work. Usually they try to hide it and end up in closets and conference rooms.

Our boss thought he was being discreet but the whole staff knew he was having workasms with colleagues when he thought no on was looking.

workasm by Momma_1 December 21, 2018

The act of restoring your computer to it's virgin state when you are leaving your job and want no one to steal your intellectual property.

Today I completed digital virginity by deleting every file I ever wrote .

VERB: The act of seeking sympathy and attention by exaggerating pain on your social media pages.

Did you see Cindy's page? What a leftist? She is martyring her political opinions. Where is the barf bag?

martyr by Momma_1 August 13, 2015

She tells everyone that she is Brad's fauxancée but he is never going to marry her.

Fauxancée by Momma_1 July 12, 2015

Go Frankenstein your own kid and leave mine alone.