Definitions by Momma_1

Failenoscopy 

When all the sedation for your colonoscopy fails and you start singing in soprano when they put in the hose with the camera

I went for another 10 year failenoscopy. Sucked just like the one ten years ago.

Failenoscopy by Momma_1 July 1, 2019

workasm

A workasm is a person who cannot stop having orgasms at work. Usually they try to hide it and end up in closets and conference rooms.

Our boss thought he was being discreet but the whole staff knew he was having workasms with colleagues when he thought no on was looking.

workasm by Momma_1 December 21, 2018

Digital Virginity 

The act of restoring your computer to it's virgin state when you are leaving your job and want no one to steal your intellectual property.

Today I completed digital virginity by deleting every file I ever wrote .

Digital Virginity by Momma_1 June 12, 2017

martyr 

VERB: The act of seeking sympathy and attention by exaggerating pain on your social media pages.

Did you see Cindy's page? What a leftist? She is martyring her political opinions. Where is the barf bag?

martyr by Momma_1 August 13, 2015

Fauxancée

Someone who is a fake fiancée.

She tells everyone that she is Brad's fauxancée but he is never going to marry her.

Fauxancée by Momma_1 July 12, 2015

Frankenstein 

To experiment with

Go Frankenstein your own kid and leave mine alone.

Frankenstein by Momma_1 July 12, 2015