Faidon 

The man of the hour, the man of the day, the man of the week, the man of the year, the man of your lifetime. Total marital material. Also a badass who gives negative 2 fucks.

Hey, is that a Faidon?
Yeah, I wanna marry him.
Same.

Faidon by Keraskaki March 14, 2013

faidon and isidora 

The best couple in the world 🌎

Yo faidon and isidora are so good together

faidon and isidora by Suuuuu November 20, 2021

fidonk 

The physical act in which a male grips his cock in his hands and smacks the female in her face. Can also slap another male's face. Back in the Roman times, it was very common for a male to show displeasure of a concubine's felatio by fidonking her.

James Spader and Kevin Spacey can often be found fidonking each other in the showers.

fidonk by Figgins March 26, 2007

fadongle 

The act of touching someone or something with a small asian child.

I adopted a kid from china so I could fadongle anyone I want.

fadongle by Hanz Schluckington July 3, 2008

fadonk 

To launch a high velocity male genitalia upon the cheek of the opposite sex.

I am about to fadonk that ho and brand her with my mark.

fadonk by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Donald Faison

Donald Faison is the second main character on NBC's sitcom Scrubs. JD's best friend who has diabetes and a saucy latina wife Carla. JD and Turk (Donald Fasion) own a stuffed dog Rowdy. They met in med school and lived together for twelve years.

Was on the show Clueless and was a lifeguard in real life. Great at napkin improv.

Mackenzie: Who is your favorite black actor?
Madison: Donald Faison! Next to Zach Braff that is.

Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see

Carla: What if we have a son and he wants to dance?
Turk: He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. Cause his friends don't dance and if they dont dance then they're no friends of mine, (music plays) (Turks goes off dancing the safety dance)

Donald Faison by madisonmorgan May 26, 2009

fidonet 

(Archaic) A 20-year old amateur system of over 10,000 nodes maintained and run by volunteers and used by electronic bulletin board system operators to exchange e-mail.

Writing a batch file for Binkley to manage Fidonet connections was a pain in the ass.

fidonet by Tarrasque November 18, 2002